Why do women fall over themselves to fuck me?

[p_p_man]

No matter where I go they come up, flirt, put handwritten notes in my hand, vie for my attention and generally never leave me alone.

I'm just an ordinar bloke. Nothing spectacular.

I wish they'd stop...

I want my rest...

 

[red_rose]

So sorry, p_p_man...

You won't have to worry about me fawning over you from this point forward...

I'll try to control myself.

 

[cybergirly]

Fall all over themselfs?
Are you sure your not tripping them?

 

[red_rose]

Fall all over themselfs?
Are you sure your not tripping them?

LOL

 

[freefall]

Three possibilities:

a) Because you are imaginary

b) Because you are delusional

c) Because you are Mel Gibson posting under a pseudonym

But what do I know. I certainly don't want to malign Mel.

FF

 

[KillerMuffin]

I think it's cause sometimes you make me so mad I can't see straight and I confuse you with Burt Reynolds.

Even though I'm not attracted to Burt Reynolds.

 

[MissTaken]

I believe women falling all over has something to do with the money you toss in your wake in order to get a gander at their fine tight asses!



Take heart, p_p_man, I won't tell!

 

[DannyBoyUK]

Crowds of women generally trip themselves up running away from me to avoid being fucked

 

[p_p_man]

I think it's cause sometimes you make me so mad I can't see straight and I confuse you with Burt Reynolds.

Even though I'm not attracted to Burt Reynolds.

and what happened to Sean Connery?

 

[Ishmael]

Just be yourself p_p_man, they'll leave you alone.

Ishmael

 

[Phoenyx]

They are falling over themselves in laughter at your pleading for sex.

As for those notes. Those are called RESTRAINING ORDERS.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Chuckus]

They are falling over themselves in laughter at your pleading for sex.

As for those notes. Those are called RESTRAINING ORDERS.

Damn that was a good one..............

Ish....you too!!

 

[Marxist]

I think they heard that you were my friend.

 

[p_p_man]

I think they heard that you were my friend.

So you reckon it's refelected glory then?

Give me your address and I'll send the six who have camped out in my garden over to you.

 

[cybergirly]

Damn that was a good one..............

Ish....you too!!

Agree completely *applause*

 

[KillerMuffin]

p_p_, you're the one who thinks you look like Sean Connery. The rest of us know you were the body double for Burt in Striptease.

 

[ReBeLBeLLe]

LMAO. Just the simple fact that you are a male would have me running in the opposite direction. Add to that an ego that sure as hell appears to be bigger than anything any mans body could possible grow....and I have to ask...are you dreaming??? Someone please wake him the hell up. He's gonna kill me with laughter!

 

[p_p_man]

p_p_, you're the one who thinks you look like Sean Connery. The rest of us know you were the body double for Burt in Striptease.

Damn and I thought I'd got away with it!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[michaelmt1]

Yadda Yadda

May be they are tripping over them selves because their guide dogs have fallen asleep .




Mike

 

[harleyhog]

you should definately stop hanging around schools for the blind.

 

[bored1]

Are all these women Professionals who appreciate the fact that you pay cash for services rendered?

 

[p_p_man]

yyaaAAAWWWN!

<scratch...scratch...strreeeettchh....>

'Mornin'...

<yaawwwnn>...I had this great dream about all these women who wanted to fuck me...

 

[mistressastra]

I thought you were once complaining about being alone, having no one to fuck or something like that.


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