Why do people think that I'm in the military?

[Mike_Yates]

Why do I always get asked by people whether or not I'm in the military?

Other than occasionally wearing camouflage shorts, I don't have the appearance of someone in the service.

Perhaps because I am 6'3, strikingly muscular, and sometimes wear green or brown clothing, I look like I'm in the army/marines.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

marines > army

 

[Mike_Yates]

marines > army

Exactly.

The army is the easiest branch of the military to get into, which is why it is FILLED with people who screwed up in high school, welfare babies, ethnic minorities, poor people, gang members, and convicted felons.

This branch of the military is an alternative job market for people who screwed up in school. The air force, marines, navy, and coast guard are much more stringent in their ASVAB requirements because a lot of their jobs are highly technical and scientific, such as math, physics, and engineering.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Exactly.

Army is the easiest branch of the military to get into. It is FILLED with people who screwed up in high school, welfare babies, ethnic minorities, poor people, and former convicts.

that's true..

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Everyone is hoping and praying that you are not...

Here​

There

and Everywhere!​

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

marines > army

URRAH!


Now, I do not have to kill you.

 

[mercury14]

Nobody thinks you're in the military.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

URRAH!


Now, I do not have to kill you.

woo'RAAAHH!!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

woo'RAAAHH!!

The funny thing is, Mike has posted pics of "him" and he's like 5'8"...



S'rious.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

The funny thing is, Mike has posted pics of "him" and he's like 5'8"...



S'rious.

i'm 6'3

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I am 5'13"

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

wtf? hahah

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I settled for 5"-12.5"


When one starts smoking at age 4, these things happen.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

4'25"


As it were...

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

I settled for 5"-12.5"


When one starts smoking at age 4, these things happen.

lol... 4yrs old smoking ciggs??? wtf haha

at that age, i didn't even know how to light up a match nor spark up a lighter.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Four AND A HALF!


It used to be very important to you, the half...

All the more worldly.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Four AND A HALF!


It used to be very important to you, the half...

All the more worldly.

loool

 

[Mike_Yates]

The funny thing is, Mike has posted pics of "him" and he's like 5'8"...



S'rious.

No, here I am next to the watermelon truck.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

why so serious?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You just made my point.



We all know how low the cabs are on chopped mini-trucks...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

lol... 4yrs old smoking ciggs??? wtf haha

at that age, i didn't even know how to light up a match nor spark up a lighter.

I had already learned how to steal, too.

Four AND A HALF!


It used to be very important to you, the half...

All the more worldly.

Maybe - I don't remember fer sartain.


Granny Hawkins said I could pay her when I saw her again.

No, here I am next to the watermelon truck.

Towering over 4x2 small trucks isn't much of an accomplishment.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I hardly call that muscular...


Ees nawt a twomoor...

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Ees nawt a twomoor...

lol @ the spelling

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

If your knees do not reach the top of this tire, you cannot go on the ride...