Hypoxia
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Staples. Like the joke:but how do Nick and Hillary end up back together again?
Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
A: He was stapled to the chicken.
Let's have metaphorical staples. Rolf and Sofia (R&S), the estranged pair, are minor offspring of major criminal families. The capos are serious about joining their enterprises via an arranged marriage and so have R&S abducted and locked together naked (the metaphorical staples) in a luxurious prison to "work out their differences" and reconcile, so as to avoid a major mafioso bloodbath. R&S broke up over moral qualms or something, but survival wins.
Or they're wrapped-up in tentacles. Whatever.