Why can't this happen to me???HUH? Why?

[Thumper]

I have not started a thread in ages and I think it is high time I did!

My wife works at the mall in a small store. next to her store is a video store. She regularly converses with the employees of this store and one female in particular.
This particular girl has a thing for a little Latino guy that is employed at another store nearby. Confused yet? Anyway this girl is hot for this guy. All she wants is to fuck him. No relationship, no ties...just SEX. She related this to my my partner and naturally my wife advised her to just go up and tell him this. Her initial reaction was typical..."No way! I can't do that!" My wife told her it was most men's fantasy come true and he would probably glue his zipper shut right then and there.
Well tonight the girl did just that and theywere going to a motel after work this evening. My wife is going to call her tomorrow and get the sordid details...

The Lucky little bastard!!!!!

Why hasn't this happened to me in my 39 years and 11 months on this planet?

I want answers! Now!

I would be so flattered! I just want to know if this has happened to any other guys ou there and if any of you ladies have been bold enough to do this. More power to you I say.

I think most men would really appreciate this from a woman.

I would....

 

[Jester]

Flattering, sure
A little creepy, maybe
Do it, don't think I have the personality, big maybe
Cool just to happen, yeah

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Has it happened to me? NO!
Do I want it to? Yes!
Would I go through with it? More than likely!

 

[Guest]

Come up to Omaha MackDaddy...

 

[forgetunome]

Ahem...

Thumper...you are gonna give us the low down when your wife gives you the low down....right?

Boy, alot has happened since my computer froze awhile ago and I had to reboot it!

Should I confess my incident???? *blush*

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Tiggs,you make me want to jump in my truck right now and take off up there right now!
Forget,please confess it will do us,er I mean you good.

 

[CW]

fantasies do come true

Back after I got out've the US Air Force, ( 21 years ago last month ) I was remodeling a funeral home in the evenings in a neighboring town,,, one of the young ladies that worked there in the front office gave me the oppertunity for no attachment sex,,, with one condition,,,

It had to take place there at the funeral home one night after everyone else had gone home,,, hell, why not? I was young, dumb, single, and full of cum,,,

So I met her a few nights later at 11:30pm,,, she had a trench coat on with a pair of spiked heels (and nothing else ),,, she led me by the hand to the casket storage room, opened a casket,,, and screwed me senseless in that casket,,, I have never, before or since, seen such intensity. Her coat and heels remained on too,,, can't say exactly how that happened though,,,



Would it happen now,,, I doubt it
Would I be flattered,,, good Lord yes
Would I go thru with it,,, most likely not

 

[CW]

Re: Ahem...

Should I confess my incident???? *blush*

Blush away dear,,, and tell us about your "incident"

 

[forgetunome]

Okay...

Arm twisted around my back....

It was an incident back in my early twenties (I'm in my thirties now...I know better..*wink*) I was living in Canada at the time I went to the mall for the usual female window shopping, male gawking, etc. etc. etc. When in the middle of the mall was this hunk of a guy displaying pictures that he had drawn well...let's just say I wasn't looking at his pictures *G*. All I can say there was some electric vibe that shot through me (felt really good...*giggle*) and he just had male magnetism all over him! I wanted him on the spot...but too many people around *g*. I talked to him a little bit that day and asked how long he was going to be in town. He said a week. Hmmmm....I'm thinking I better work fast! So, I left (I actually worked in the mall also) I came back the next day with a tight skirt slit to you know where and just walked past him, stood at a store window and glanced back and I knew I had his attention. I walked back around the mall until I came to his displays again and Darn he was with a customer so I waited and bent down to look at pictures and FINALLY his sale was complete. I turned to him and noticed the nice bulge in his pants and smiled. I knew then I had his full attention!

I asked him what he was driving he told me a van....I said perfect. He took a coffe break (grin) and out to his van we went and parked it clear at the other end of the parking lot and well I sucked on him, He ate me out, proceeded to have wild sex. Put ourselves together again. And then met later that night and had sex all night long in his hotel room! I still remember him with fond memories! Never saw him again!

And it is so a true story!

 

[Thumper]

Must be just me!!!

Damnit forget...I am so envious of that guy!

Great story by the way...I think more women should be this bold.

We love it ladies!!! Hello...any body there? LOL

 

[CW]

dagnabit forgetunome,,,

where the hell you been all of my life???????

I'm begining to think that a trip to the west coast may be in order,,,LOL

WHEW!!!! ain't no way I can sleep now after THAT story,,, guess I'll just have to stay up and play some more

 

[Earthmuffin]

Thumper if I'd known more 'bout you when I visited OH this past June I'd have happily been bold with ya!! And as soon as you'd quit laughing in my face I'd have bought you a drink.

Forgetunome, that must have been so intense!! *wowsers*

 

[Thumper]

Have a drink on me...

and I would have drunk it EM...then I would have taken you up on your offer!

I would not laugh...

 

[Guest]

Damnit forget...I am so envious of that guy!

Great story by the way...I think more women should be this bold.

We love it ladies!!! Hello...any body there? LOL

I'd answer your "hello", but I'll get flamed.

 

[forgetunome]

Sorry...to ruin your sleep for you CW...*G*

Your story was pretty darn good too!

And Thumper no need to be envious I am here with you now *wink*.

Earthmuffin it was intense! It was definitely a sexual attraction we couldn't keep our hands or mouths off of each other! I'm sure the guests in the other room was tired of us! LOL!

 

[Thumper]

Fire free zone!

Not from me Tiggs....I love your attitude!

True forget....but not naked and sitting here straddling me and....and....and....

OK...How about them Bengals?

[Edited by Thumper on 11-05-2000 at 12:07 AM]

 

[Earthmuffin]

Handing Tiggs a pin that says:

49% Bitch 51% Lady so get over yourself! Does that help?

Forgetunome I'm just glad I wasn't next door I'd have died of envy!

Thumper....oh myyy is it getting warm in here or is it just me thinking of you? *s*

 

[Guest]

Well, I never said it would be you who flamed me silly wabbit.

 

[Thumper]

Well....the thermostat says 72...

..but I think 69 sounds more accurate!

So what are ya thinking?

I can be so nosy at times.

F'em Tiggs.....if they flame ya....you'll just be all the more hotter!

 

[Earthmuffin]

Yup your thermostat would be my boiling point.

I was thinkin' hmmm that towel is mighty lucky...and various and assundry lascivious thoughts. Ohh myyyy. *sigh*

 

[Thumper]

Where is that damn towel...

...when I need it!

EM...permission to let my imagination loose to run wild for a few brief moments?

 

[forgetunome]

Good Night All...

I'll see you all in my dreams!

*forget blows all kisses as she leaves room*

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Night Forget,sleep well.

 

[Earthmuffin]

Sweetest dreams Forgetunome!

Thumper g'head I'd like to see which way that imagination of yours scurries....I've noticed your errr banner is growing...*soft chuckle*

 

[Thumper]

Call it what you want...

Banner is fine with me....but it is indeed growing! LOL

BTW...you ever come to Ohio again...you are hereby ordered to look me up....

Where my imagination scurries....how about pools, blankets, outdoors, beaches....and very little in the way of clothing!