Why can't I get laid?

[canadianpenny]

Now that I have your attention...

What do any of you folk hold against poor little me? Other than the fact that I am from Canada

 

[Saint Peter]

We cool.

 

[canadianpenny]

We cool.

Thanks papi!

 

[blobfish]

You're always calling me a pervert. And after you do that, you ask to send me pics of your tampons. Fucking weirdo.

 

[Leslie22]

You probably never leave your home.

 

[canadianpenny]

You probably never leave your home.

I'm only online every second of every day outside of my 45 hour work week

 

[Sinny]

You have not withstood the test of time.

 

[blobfish]

Seriously, I'll take the pics if you want to send them.

 

[canadianpenny]

You have not withstood the test of time.

Your display picture is an etcha sketch. Therefore I respect anything that you have to say.

 

[run_silent]

canadian.penny
Known for running her own raunchy prostitution ring online, canadian.penny@yahoo.ca has been nabbed (by a jealous ex-lover)

As a result, she is no longer running her escort service. Instead, she would like to meet everyday civilians in a more fashionable manner.

(Do I really come off as spam? I guess I can be a troll sometimes)

She now goes by penniesandbells@yahoo.ca

For those of you who don't know me, here's an invitation


Is this you? It's from a thread you started.

 

[NeverEndingMe]

Now that I have your attention...

What do any of you folk hold against poor little me? Other than the fact that I am from Canada

look up SeanH! just bring crack

 

[canadianpenny]

canadian.penny
Known for running her own raunchy prostitution ring online, canadian.penny@yahoo.ca has been nabbed (by a jealous ex-lover)

As a result, she is no longer running her escort service. Instead, she would like to meet everyday civilians in a more fashionable manner.

(Do I really come off as spam? I guess I can be a troll sometimes)

She now goes by penniesandbells@yahoo.ca

For those of you who don't know me, here's an invitation


Is this you? It's from a thread you started.

I plead the 5th

 

[blobfish]

If you don't acknowledge me, I'm going to start cyberwanking in this thread.

 

[blobfish]

I plead the 5th

Canada doesn't have that.

 

[canadianpenny]

look up SeanH! just bring crack

That sounds like a lot of work. Now tell me why you don't like me.

 

[NeverEndingMe]

That sounds like a lot of work. Now tell me why you don't like me.

I don't know you. don't know if you are male or female? don't know if you are str8, bi, or gay

I'm just here to help

 

[canadianpenny]

I don't know you. don't know if you are male or female? don't know if you are str8, bi, or gay

I'm just here to help

All of the above

 

[run_silent]

I plead the 5th

SPAM yes, SPAM

 

[canadianpenny]

SPAM yes, SPAM

Well that was quite spammy of you, if I may say so myself

 

[blobfish]

I'm slowly running my masculine fingers along the length of my now engorged manhood.

 

[canadianpenny]

I'm slowly running my masculine fingers along the length of my now engorged manhood.

This isn't the time or the place for this

 

[blobfish]

The feeling of my throbbing sex organ in my hand is sending waves of pleasure through my prostrate form with each successive stroke.

 

[blobfish]

This isn't the time or the place for this

Ok, whatever you say. I'll bet you were turned on, though.

 

[canadianpenny]

I already have a thread devoted to me having playtime. If you haven't already stalked me, go find the thread and I can ignore you there

 

[blobfish]

I already have a thread devoted to me having playtime. If you haven't already stalked me, go find the thread and I can ignore you there

No thanks. I just wanted to rub one out in your thread.