Why Can't I Get a Goddamn Motherfucking Troll?

[alexandraaah]

Dammit, I'm a pain in the ass.

Can't you see?

All these trolls...running around...it's pointless. Most of the people they troll are harmless, smart and fun.

I'm to be feared and loathed.

Fear me!

Troll me!!!

Someone, at least call me a dirty name or something.

I'm bored as all shit right now.

 

[koalabear]

http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/poke1.GIF

 

[Rubyfruit]

Baby, I want to troll you until the sun comes up.

 

[WailingSIREN]

You bitch Your not worthy of being trolled by me because your a dirtier bitch then I am You suck hairy donkey balls you bitch!!!

 

[Guest]

Draah you are one sexy bitch. (look I called you a dirty name)

 

[Private Vasquez]

Fart.

 

[koalabear]

Dammit, I'm a pain in the ass.

Can't you see?

All these trolls...running around...it's pointless. Most of the people they troll are harmless, smart and fun.

I'm to be feared and loathed.

Fear me!

Troll me!!!

Someone, at least call me a dirty name or something.

I'm bored as all shit right now.

http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/seven.gif

 

[alexandraaah]

Dammit people, do I have to do this myself?

Ugh, the logging out, logging in...it's all so...tiring.

Ruby, let's troll.

 

[glamorilla]

Batgirl!

http://soldier-of-death.net/sargessmilies/Smilies/Glamorilla/BatClassicBatgirl1.gif

 

[Private Vasquez]

Dinglehopper.

 

[Guest]

Bitch.

 

[glamorilla]

No pudding for you!

 

[Private Vasquez]

And your grammar is terrible.

 

[Calamity Jane]

The theory is that for every 10 people that love you, you get one troll.

You and I aren't loved Draaah.

 

[alexandraaah]

Bitch.

Now this is more like it.

PV-if you're gonna troll me, at least tell the truth.

 

[red_rose]

Bitch.

How was that?

Oh, wait, I mean....

DAMN TROLLS!!

 

[alexandraaah]

The theory is that for every 10 people that love you, you get one troll.

You and I aren't loved Draaah.

Even if one person loves me enough for ten?

Oh wait, I don't have that either.

Shit.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Your breath smells like catfood.

 

[Guest]

I'm not feelin' the love.

 

[glamorilla]

bend over.

 

[Rubyfruit]

The theory is that for every 10 people that love you, you get one troll.

You and I aren't loved Draaah.

No, no, it's 100 people. Dhalgren said so.

But she must be wrong because both of you have exceeded that quota.

*smooch*

 

[Guest]

bend over.

Nipples don't *bend*, silly.

Not even draaah's WonderNipple(tm).

 

[alexandraaah]

This thread is so full of love.

Another failed attempt at hatred.

*sobs*

I know my time shall come.

My debutante ball is just around the corner.

Someone who hasn't yet registered doesn't even know how much they dislike draaah yet.

Oh, to look toward a bright future.

Aw, fuck off and see my title. I never make sense and I like it that way.

 

[Calamity Jane]

No, no, it's 100 people. Dhalgren said so.

But she must be wrong because both of you have exceeded that quota.

*smooch*

Awwww... I you.

I'm practicin bein bubbly

 

[glamorilla]

This thread is so full of love.

Another failed attempt at hatred.

*sobs*

I know my time shall come.

My debutante ball is just around the corner.

Someone who hasn't yet registered doesn't even know how much they dislike draaah yet.

Oh, to look toward a bright future.

Aw, fuck off and see my title. I never make sense and I like it that way.

*beep*

Got your nose!