Why Caddlebear? Why?!

[Cadoras]

Okay... So I was thinking... A rare thing for me.... I mean I try to limit my thinking to maybe once or twice a week....

But I thought "Hey, why not have a thread where people can ask me questions about stuff?" Then I thought "Cos other people have done it and well, it's not terribly original..." So, having almost abandoned the idea, I then thought "What if I could make it more original?"

It turns out that I couldn't.... But well... I'm more melike than other people, so I'm sure it'll end up being different anyway!

So if you have a question, any question.... I shall do my best to answer it! Though, I have to warn you now.... My answers may be odd.....

 

[asian_princess]

*dashes through headless chicken like*

why Caddlebear, WHY?!! did my assistant schedule 3 meetings for me at the same time?!!!

*runs out*

*pokes headless neck back in*

"why caddlebear, why?"?? that sounds awfully familiar...

 

[Cadoras]

*dashes through headless chicken like*

why Caddlebear, WHY?!! did my assistant schedule 3 meetings for me at the same time?!!!

*runs out*

*pokes headless neck back in*

"why caddlebear, why?"?? that sounds awfully familiar...

Now you see... This is what happens when you hire an assistant, purely based on looks! You should've made sure she could tell time first!

*Huggles APplebear*

Poor APplebear *Shakes head sadly*

Wait! I remember! Aren't there 6 of you? She clearly thought you could just split up and handle the meetings easily!

 

[ICR]

Why Caddlebear why - does my puppy run around in a circle chasing his tail and still not appear to get dizzy, yet I am having a major head spin just watching him?

 

[asian_princess]

Why Caddlebear why - does my puppy run around in a circle chasing his tail and still not appear to get dizzy, yet I am having a major head spin just watching him?

Why, Caddlebear, why does the lovely ICRazeebear, who is wise and wonderful in so many ways such as her love of shoes...is so inhumane as to want us to go blind??



and guess what? I'm only in two meeting right now! yay me!

 

[Cadoras]

Why Caddlebear why - does my puppy run around in a circle chasing his tail and still not appear to get dizzy, yet I am having a major head spin just watching him?

Well, obviously your puppy was born dizzy, so he's used to it! I mean why else would he be chasing his tail? It's just natural for him

As to why you get a head spin? That's cos you're odd Now stop watching the crazy puppy!

*Huggles ICR!*

 

[Cadoras]

Why, Caddlebear, why does the lovely ICRazeebear, who is wise and wonderful in so many ways such as her love of shoes...is so inhumane as to want us to go blind??



and guess what? I'm only in two meeting right now! yay me!

Urgh.... I think she secretly hates us.... It's the only thing that makes sense! Cos well.... *Watches own eyeballs melt*

But we luff her anyway!

Oh yay, only 2 meetings? Is APplebear 4 there?

 

[ICR]

Why, Caddlebear, why does the lovely ICRazeebear, who is wise and wonderful in so many ways such as her love of shoes...is so inhumane as to want us to go blind??



and guess what? I'm only in two meeting right now! yay me!

Hehe

 

[Essa]

Okay... So I was thinking... A rare thing for me.... I mean I try to limit my thinking to maybe once or twice a week....

But I thought "Hey, why not have a thread where people can ask me questions about stuff?" Then I thought "Cos other people have done it and well, it's not terribly original..." So, having almost abandoned the idea, I then thought "What if I could make it more original?"

It turns out that I couldn't.... But well... I'm more melike than other people, so I'm sure it'll end up being different anyway!

So if you have a question, any question.... I shall do my best to answer it! Though, I have to warn you now.... My answers may be odd.....

Why does it keep raining in England?

 

[Cadoras]

Why does it keep raining in England?

Awwwww *Hugs for Essa!*

Well... You see.... The word "Eng" actually means "We love the rain, please give us lots and lots of it!" And when you add the word land to it... Well, the clouds just assume you want rain

So, in short... I have absolutely no idea! But it just means you need to treasure what fine weather you do get Though you should know there are people that do love the rain, like myself!

*Huggles you and steals your clouds*

 

[Morrigu]

Why do I always seem to be misbehaving?

 

[Essa]

Awwwww *Hugs for Essa!*

Well... You see.... The word "Eng" actually means "We love the rain, please give us lots and lots of it!" And when you add the word land to it... Well, the clouds just assume you want rain

So, in short... I have absolutely no idea! But it just means you need to treasure what fine weather you do get Though you should know there are people that do love the rain, like myself!

*Huggles you and steals your clouds*

Aww huggles right back at ya, so that's what it is, you surely are a genius, I shall wonder no more

One more question then I'll leave you alone so your head can have a well deserved break ...why don't we get any sun in summer?

 

[Cadoras]

Why do I always seem to be misbehaving?

Hmmmm.... Maybe you're very good at pretending to be misbehaving... So it always "seems" like you're misbehaving, when you really aren't?

Or maybe you just misbehave a lot?

*Thinks*

I can't say for sure, but I'll let you pick!

*Hugs for you!*

 

[Cadoras]

Aww huggles right back at ya, so that's what it is, you surely are a genius, I shall wonder no more

One more question then I'll leave you alone so your head can have a well deserved break ...why don't we get any sun in summer?

Hehehehe, well, I do try! Glad I could help!

Oh, now that's an easy one! You see... If you wonderful English people got lots of sun in the summer... Even more people would want to go there for a holiday and you'd be absolutely swamped with annoying tourists! It's purely to protect you!

You're just too popular for sunny weather, I'm sorry...

 

[Essa]

Hehehehe, well, I do try! Glad I could help!

Oh, now that's an easy one! You see... If you wonderful English people got lots of sun in the summer... Even more people would want to go there for a holiday and you'd be absolutely swamped with annoying tourists! It's purely to protect you!

You're just too popular for sunny weather, I'm sorry...

Damn, not quite the answer I was hoping for but seeing as you're the knowledgeable one I shall have to lump it

Why...you've got me on a roll here can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

 

[Cadoras]

Damn, not quite the answer I was hoping for but seeing as you're the knowledgeable one I shall have to lump it

Why...you've got me on a roll here can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Hey! I'm open to correction... If you had a better answer in mind... Maybe we can work on it! What were you thinking? That was just my theory...

Difficult question there.... But I think I have the answer for you! You see.... In the case of 9 out of 10 women.... If they put on mascara with their mouth closed, they fall down.... The act of putting on mascara disrupts their balance, for some reason.... And no woman wants to actually discover that they suffer from this....

*More huggles for Essa!*

 

[Morrigu]

Hmmmm.... Maybe you're very good at pretending to be misbehaving... So it always "seems" like you're misbehaving, when you really aren't?

Or maybe you just misbehave a lot?

*Thinks*

I can't say for sure, but I'll let you pick!

*Hugs for you!*

Thankyou for your wisdom

 

[asian_princess]

Hey! I'm open to correction... If you had a better answer in mind... Maybe we can work on it! What were you thinking? That was just my theory...

Difficult question there.... But I think I have the answer for you! You see.... In the case of 9 out of 10 women.... If they put on mascara with their mouth closed, they fall down.... The act of putting on mascara disrupts their balance, for some reason.... And no woman wants to actually discover that they suffer from this....

*More huggles for Essa!*

Um.

I feel it is my duty as Caddlebear's close friend and personal mocker...

To point out that, Caddlebear goes above and beyond the call of the duty of his thread...just to be able to provide this answer for you lovely Cont-Essa.

He actually got out the old videos of himself putting on mascara over the course of his life and studied them with utmost scrutiny.

So you can trust in the validity of this answer.

*nods*

*spots Caddlebear lying on the ground*

oh dear..the poor soul just can't handle he's one of the 9 out of 10 women..

*shakes head sadly*

 

[Cadoras]

Thankyou for your wisdom

I'm just happy to help!

 

[Essa]

Hey! I'm open to correction... If you had a better answer in mind... Maybe we can work on it! What were you thinking? That was just my theory...

Difficult question there.... But I think I have the answer for you! You see.... In the case of 9 out of 10 women.... If they put on mascara with their mouth closed, they fall down.... The act of putting on mascara disrupts their balance, for some reason.... And no woman wants to actually discover that they suffer from this....

*More huggles for Essa!*

Nope, I wouldn't dare try to correct such a wise Man

....and I always thought it was so they could catch a few flies, gee I've lead a sheltered life

extra huggles for you for being so brainy

 

[Essa]

Um.

I feel it is my duty as Caddlebear's close friend and personal mocker...

To point out that, Caddlebear goes above and beyond the call of the duty of his thread...just to be able to provide this answer for you lovely Cont-Essa.

He actually got out the old videos of himself putting on mascara over the course of his life and studied them with utmost scrutiny.

So you can trust in the validity of this answer.

*nods*

*spots Caddlebear lying on the ground*

oh dear..the poor soul just can't handle he's one of the 9 out of 10 women..

*shakes head sadly*

He certainly does go above and beyond the call of duty, I've decided not to post my next why...would hate to think of Him getting hurt

 

[Cadoras]

Um.

I feel it is my duty as Caddlebear's close friend and personal mocker...

To point out that, Caddlebear goes above and beyond the call of the duty of his thread...just to be able to provide this answer for you lovely Cont-Essa.

He actually got out the old videos of himself putting on mascara over the course of his life and studied them with utmost scrutiny.

So you can trust in the validity of this answer.

*nods*

*spots Caddlebear lying on the ground*

oh dear..the poor soul just can't handle he's one of the 9 out of 10 women..

*shakes head sadly*

*Stands up*

Well... I do have to test these things! I can't just go on giving out advice about stuff I know nothing about!

*Nods*

 

[asian_princess]

Why, Caddlebear..WHY?! must some people be just SO bleh?!

 

[asian_princess]

He certainly does go above and beyond the call of duty, I've decided not to post my next why...would hate to think of Him getting hurt

*giggles* is it... why do mothers always use the "would you jump off a cliff?" question even the though question itself causes some kids to want to fling themselves off willingly??

 

[Cadoras]

Nope, I wouldn't dare try to correct such a wise Man

....and I always thought it was so they could catch a few flies, gee I've lead a sheltered life

extra huggles for you for being so brainy

You're sweet!

Ah, so no one ever warned you of the dangers? You must've just been very lucky then! It is truly a tragedy when one discovers the dangers of makeup application!

Fly catching is just an added bonus *Nods*

Awww! I love huggles! Yay!