Why Caddlebear? Why?!

[Cadoras]

*sneaks in*

*swipes the huggles and dips them into white chocolate fondue*​

*streaks wildly out, face covered in white chocolate and huggle crumbs*​

*Glances around nervously...*

Huggles? Where are you huggles?

I swear I left them around here....

They were guarding and stuff.... A whole herd of them....

Huggles?

*Sighs and wanders off in search of the huggles*

 

[Cadoras]

Hey!!! Did you leave any white chocolate fondue dipped huggles for the rest of us????

*looks around the room, searching for huggles*
Oh look... fondue slime.. leading to a batch of huggles hiding behind the sofa.
Yay!!! politely grabs a few huggles and leaves the rest for everyone else..

Yummy huggles! *nods at Applebear for dipping them* good choice..

*Wanders back in and sees the fondue slime trail....*

Oh no! *Gasps in shock!*

What's going on here?

*Looks behind the sofa and sees a long huggle, crying and whimpering*

What happened to you little huggle? Where are your friends?

*Picking up the huggle and listening to it's horrendous story*

OH MY GOD! You monsters!

You ate them?!

*Storms off angwily!*

 

[Cadoras]

Damn, I was hoping for Munchy Crunchy Yumchy Brunchkins, do snack foods negotiate? What could we negotiate with….hmmm…I know, if they don’t do as we say we’ll eat them

Woohoo, how many points will I get if I hit the bleh circle?

Gosh Caddlebear, do you have to be so mardy *Scoops the cream out of Caddlebears nose and shoves it down his throat* Better?

*Huggles the dazzle dust wearing Caddlebear* Erm…I think they went up *Starts the engine* Speedy on, they’re escaping with my precious cargo

Yes! Brilliant idea! We shall use your expert negotiation techniques on the Munchy, Crunchy, Yumchy Brunchkins! They'll be agreeing to do what we want in no time! And then we'll eat them... Not like they can complain, once they're eaten! The plan can't fail!

*Checks the rule book* It is precisely 275 points if you hit the bleh circle.... But you have to hit it really hard! *Nods*

*Coughs and splutters!* Erm.... I don't have to be so mardy... It's just more fun that way! I mean... Would you really want a boring, non mardy Caddlebear? There'd be no fun there and you wouldn't like that!

Yays! After those vodka thieving aliens! Let's hope the lids are screwed on extra tight.... We can't have them drinking all our vodka before we get there to steal their spaceship! Or we'll have nothing to celebrate with.... Except maybe alien blood....

*Loads of huggles for Essa!*

 

[asian_princess]

*Wanders back in and sees the fondue slime trail....*

Oh no! *Gasps in shock!*

What's going on here?

*Looks behind the sofa and sees a long huggle, crying and whimpering*

What happened to you little huggle? Where are your friends?

*Picking up the huggle and listening to it's horrendous story*

OH MY GOD! You monsters!

You ate them?!

*Storms off angwily!*

*giggles and pokes sunbunbum into giggling too,
as we hide in our little hugglehuddle*

*watches Caddlebear stomp away*

*sneaks out from our hiding spot and spot the cute wittle yummy huggle*

Oh Hewwoooo wittle adorwable huggle

*picks it up and cwadles it and bwings it back to where Sunbunbum is sitting*

*splits the yummy white chocolte dipped huggle of deliciousness with Sunbunbum,
smacking our lips satisfiededly*

 

[sunbunny3]

*giggles and pokes sunbunbum into giggling too,
as we hide in our little hugglehuddle*

*watches Caddlebear stomp away*

*sneaks out from our hiding spot and spot the cute wittle yummy huggle*

Oh Hewwoooo wittle adorwable huggle

*picks it up and cwadles it and bwings it back to where Sunbunbum is sitting*

*splits the yummy white chocolte dipped huggle of deliciousness with Sunbunbum,
smacking our lips satisfiededly*

*giggles contentedly*
Mmmmmm yummy white chocolatey goodness..
thank you for sharing

 

[hdlynnette]

Why, Caddlebear, WHY?! Why has it taken me so long to check out this thread, when I've been hearing such good things about it for quite a while now?

 

[Cadoras]

*Huggles for Caddlebear*

Ummm....*whispers*....don't they eat their horses in France?? What would they need to stockpile the vaccine for? I bet they've run out of edible horses and want to trade for some of our ones But they're not getting their hands on our shakespearian horses, no way, jose!! And I think chickens would spoil Romeo and Juliet. Ducks, however.....

Is that why he wears the dress??? I thought he just did it for a hobby at the weekends.... *grins* And those Biggin haters will be all over him soon, that'll teach him to cheat at scrabble *hah!*

OK, triple word score.....Z-E-B-R-A....how many points do I get, Caddlebear??

Oh, they are silly indeed, Caddlebear, why don't they just open the door and let in some fresh air instead? *rolls eyes at silly glass-house-living-stone-throwing people*

Ok...why, Caddlebear, why can you lead a horse to water but not get him to drink?

*Hugglesness!*

I think you're onto something there... I mean they sent us 20000 doses of the vaccine recently.... Why would they have so much? I think they'll want us to send them a portion of the horses.... So they can study them.... Yes, that's it... They'll 'study' them.... Or that's what those evil french people say! But don't worry... They won't be getting the shakespearean horses..... We'll most likely end up sending them some fat, lazy horses.... They'll like them more anyway.... *Nods*

Ducks in Romeo and Juliet? Brilliance! But you'd best be careful... If that ducks get too popular... The horses might get mad at you.... And you don't wanna get on the wrong side of an unemployed horse..... *Worries*

Only on weekends? I saw him last wednesday! He was wearing a pink, frilly dress! It didn't really suit him.... But maybe I saw the wrong guy.... They look too similar! I think we need to brand their names into their foreheads... That'll solve all the problems! And it'll make it easier for the people that don't like them to find them... Well... Maybe....

Well.... I can't be sure how many points you'll get.... It's probably between 48 and 90ish.... I'm leaning more towards the 90's though... Because you seem like the crafty type that will get a double letter on your Z and make another word too!

Open the door? No! That'd be crazy.... It's just easier to throw something at your window than actually get up and go to the effort of opening your door.... I never said people in glass houses were intelligent!

Poor horse.... It's still trying to get over this whole equine influenza thing.... And now you're complaining because he isn't thirsty? Maybe you should just let him get a drink when he actually wants one.... Instead of dragging him out of bed, shoving him at a puddle and saying "Drink! You damn lazy horse!" Not that I think you'd do that... But some people do.... Evil people! Horses drink when they're thirsty... Why would they drink just because they've been led to water? That's crazy! Horses aren't greedy water hogs! *Noddles*

*More huggles for Lovemonster!*

 

[Cadoras]

*Calms the confused Caddlebear* Charles and Mister Lobster are trained killers, exactly which friends were you wanting them to meet? *Eyes Caddlebear suspiciously*

Sure you can have two lots of shame, I’ve got 379 lots and I don’t care *Wallows in shame*

Hmmm, is Caddlebear sure he’s never felt any shame in everness? What about the time you wore that pink tutu and a ribbon in your hair?

Why Caddlebear does my dogs breath smell worse than my feet?

*Superduper huggles for the superduperly sweet Cadlebear*

Um.... Erm.... I only wanted them to meet some friends.... People they could go out and have a good time with *Nods* You know how bored they get, staying at home, watching their slasher movies... The homemade ones, I mean.... Not the boring fake ones! I just thought it would be good for them to meet new people! Is that so wrong?

Oh! You wallow so well... Have you been practicing? *Huggles Essa and embraces the shame!* I feel very shameful now! How can you have so much shame? It must be strange!

The pink tutu and ribbon in my hair? But don't I always do that? It's part of my uniform... If I didn't wear that... I'd get in trouble! You're just trying to trick me into thinking it's bad so I'll get in trouble! *Gwares at the mean, tricky Essa*

Now.... I don't mean to judge your dog unfairly... But I have it on good authority that he's a little bit lazy.... Not that that is actually related to your dog's breath, but he is lazy! Lazy dog! But, anyway.... How could your dog's breath not smell worse? I mean, I'm sure that the feet of EmprEssa Essa are just lovely! So... The question really doesn't need to be asked... I think you were just fishing for compliments! *Huggles the compliment wanting Essa*

Hope you're having a great week! *More huggles!*

 

[Cadoras]

Ohhh, Caddlebear! I have a question for you! Although . . . it's not a "why" question, it's a "how" question . . . I'm currently in a debate with a really weird (but totally lovable friend *nods*) and I'm hopin' you can settle it by tellin' me how exactly is it possible to hide somethin' that doesn't exist?

Yay for Gracie! *Huggles her!*

Hiding something that doesn't exist? That's easy! Okay.... Here's what I want you to do.... First, I want you to hide an elephant.... I'm sure you can manage that.... But well... It's an elephant and they make noise... They kinda smell.... They're big.... So someone will eventually be able to find it..... But! If I ask you to hide an imaginary elephant.... Well... It doesn't really exist.... So no one is going to be able to find it.... No matter how hard they look, since it isn't there, they won't find it... But they can't be sure it doesn't exist... Because you can't actually disprove something you can't find They're screwed! Yayses!

*Huggles Gracie Happily!*

 

[Cadoras]

Why, Caddlebear, WHY?! Why has it taken me so long to check out this thread, when I've been hearing such good things about it for quite a while now?

Hmmmmmms.... *Huggles the Lynnettish one!* I'm tired... I'll work on a better name later....

Well... I think that even when you hear good things about something... You don't necessarily think that it's something you need to check out.... And even when you do get the idea to check it out... Sometimes other things interfere, you get distracted, so you don't get to it right away... And by the time you do... You've forgotten why you were interested originally.... For me personally... And I know I'm not you, but still! You only want to post if you can think of something worth posting... And then, if you think of it at the wrong time... You might forget.... But, you're here now and that's what's important! *Smiles happily and huggles you!*

So welcome and stuffs! Feel free to ask anything

 

[Cadoras]

*giggles and pokes sunbunbum into giggling too,
as we hide in our little hugglehuddle*

*watches Caddlebear stomp away*

*sneaks out from our hiding spot and spot the cute wittle yummy huggle*

Oh Hewwoooo wittle adorwable huggle

*picks it up and cwadles it and bwings it back to where Sunbunbum is sitting*

*splits the yummy white chocolte dipped huggle of deliciousness with Sunbunbum,
smacking our lips satisfiededly*

*giggles contentedly*
Mmmmmm yummy white chocolatey goodness..
thank you for sharing

*Stares, wide-eyed*

How could you?!

*Sighs*

Oh well... At least you ate the ones with the black jelly bean centres.....

*Gwares evilly at APplebear*

Awwwwws! I luffs you both

Really! *Loads of huggles for APplebear and Sunbunbum!*

 

[Essa]

Yes! Brilliant idea! We shall use your expert negotiation techniques on the Munchy, Crunchy, Yumchy Brunchkins! They'll be agreeing to do what we want in no time! And then we'll eat them... Not like they can complain, once they're eaten! The plan can't fail!

*Checks the rule book* It is precisely 275 points if you hit the bleh circle.... But you have to hit it really hard! *Nods*

*Coughs and splutters!* Erm.... I don't have to be so mardy... It's just more fun that way! I mean... Would you really want a boring, non mardy Caddlebear? There'd be no fun there and you wouldn't like that!

Yays! After those vodka thieving aliens! Let's hope the lids are screwed on extra tight.... We can't have them drinking all our vodka before we get there to steal their spaceship! Or we'll have nothing to celebrate with.... Except maybe alien blood....

*Loads of huggles for Essa!*

Excellent plan, hang on a tic, what if the Munchy, Crunchy, Yumchy Brunchkins taste naff, what will we do then? We could regurgitate them give them to bleh friends, sound good to you?

*Chucks the cream at the bleh circle* I hit it soft, does that mean I get 274 and a half points? *Huggles Caddlebear hopefully*

True, a boring non mardy Caddlebear would be no fun whatsoever, I was just hoping the mardiness wouldn’t be all the time *Sighs* Still a mardy Caddlebear is better than a bleh Caddlebear I guess *Huggles the mardy Caddlebear*

Vodka with a dash of alien blood, I can live with that, sounds way fancier than vodka and diet coke, Come on Caddlebear, best foot forward old chap, they’re getting away.

*Leaves a cardboard box bursting at the seams with huggles*

 

[Essa]

Um.... Erm.... I only wanted them to meet some friends.... People they could go out and have a good time with *Nods* You know how bored they get, staying at home, watching their slasher movies... The homemade ones, I mean.... Not the boring fake ones! I just thought it would be good for them to meet new people! Is that so wrong?

Oh! You wallow so well... Have you been practicing? *Huggles Essa and embraces the shame!* I feel very shameful now! How can you have so much shame? It must be strange!

The pink tutu and ribbon in my hair? But don't I always do that? It's part of my uniform... If I didn't wear that... I'd get in trouble! You're just trying to trick me into thinking it's bad so I'll get in trouble! *Gwares at the mean, tricky Essa*

Now.... I don't mean to judge your dog unfairly... But I have it on good authority that he's a little bit lazy.... Not that that is actually related to your dog's breath, but he is lazy! Lazy dog! But, anyway.... How could your dog's breath not smell worse? I mean, I'm sure that the feet of EmprEssa Essa are just lovely! So... The question really doesn't need to be asked... I think you were just fishing for compliments! *Huggles the compliment wanting Essa*

Hope you're having a great week! *More huggles!*

It’s not so wrong at all, but wouldn’t Charles and Mister Lobster think they were on one of their secret missions? It could get very bloody, remember we’ve seen their homemade slasher movies, if you’re sure they’ll be on their best behaviour…on your head be it

I have been practicing, is it that obvious? *Wallows some more* It’s not strange at all having so much shame, it was certainly fun getting it

Damn…you always second guess me, what’s so wrong in me wanting you to get into trouble? I thought you were my friend…friends always get into trouble for each other *Huggles the unfriendly Caddlebear*

Oh dear, foiled again, Caddlebear you really must stop knowing me so well

Why Caddlebear is their no pine or apple in a pineapple?

*Huggles the wise and noble Caddlebear*

Hope you're having a fantastic night

 

[lovemonster]

*Hugglesness!*

I think you're onto something there... I mean they sent us 20000 doses of the vaccine recently.... Why would they have so much? I think they'll want us to send them a portion of the horses.... So they can study them.... Yes, that's it... They'll 'study' them.... Or that's what those evil french people say! But don't worry... They won't be getting the shakespearean horses..... We'll most likely end up sending them some fat, lazy horses.... They'll like them more anyway.... *Nods*

Ducks in Romeo and Juliet? Brilliance! But you'd best be careful... If that ducks get too popular... The horses might get mad at you.... And you don't wanna get on the wrong side of an unemployed horse..... *Worries*

Only on weekends? I saw him last wednesday! He was wearing a pink, frilly dress! It didn't really suit him.... But maybe I saw the wrong guy.... They look too similar! I think we need to brand their names into their foreheads... That'll solve all the problems! And it'll make it easier for the people that don't like them to find them... Well... Maybe....

Well.... I can't be sure how many points you'll get.... It's probably between 48 and 90ish.... I'm leaning more towards the 90's though... Because you seem like the crafty type that will get a double letter on your Z and make another word too!

Open the door? No! That'd be crazy.... It's just easier to throw something at your window than actually get up and go to the effort of opening your door.... I never said people in glass houses were intelligent!

Poor horse.... It's still trying to get over this whole equine influenza thing.... And now you're complaining because he isn't thirsty? Maybe you should just let him get a drink when he actually wants one.... Instead of dragging him out of bed, shoving him at a puddle and saying "Drink! You damn lazy horse!" Not that I think you'd do that... But some people do.... Evil people! Horses drink when they're thirsty... Why would they drink just because they've been led to water? That's crazy! Horses aren't greedy water hogs! *Noddles*

*More huggles for Lovemonster!*

*huge huggles for Caddlebear*

Well, we better be careful, we don't want the horse actors union to start causing a fuss, then where would we be? I mean, ducks in Romeo and Juliet is one thing, but in The Taming of The Shrew? It just wouldn't work at all *shakes head* Mind you if they get mad, I'll just threaten to send them over to France anyway, they'll soon change their tune!

Me? Crafty type?? Noooooooo Caddlebear, you must be thinking of that Essa person, I'm not crafty at all, mistaken identity, my dear fellow! I'm just a sweet, innocent person who's been led here quite by accident.... *nods and makes notes about double letter score on the Z*

Damn those stupid people in glass houses and their lack of intelligence? Do they not realise what a mess they make? Mind you, they do keep the local glaziers in business, so I suppose we must be grateful for that.

That's what I keep telling people, Caddlebear, but they keep insisting those poor horses need water and trying to force feed them! I'm sure one of these days they're going to end up with horse hooves in their butts...

One thing I have always wondered, why Caddlebear, why should you never look a gift horse in the mouth?

 

[Essa]

Why Caddlebear why, are you not here, haven't you put enough salt on your nuts?