Why aren't you having sex now?

SgtSpiderMan

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I enjoy Lit, but I'd rather be having sex, but I'm single & too picky for my own good.
What's your reason?
 
There are actually three reasons:

1. my kids are still up,
2. my husband's beer drunk and still watching football downstairs with his buddies,
3. the pizza guy wasn't very cute.
 
There are actually three reasons:

1. my kids are still up,
2. my husband's beer drunk and still watching football downstairs with his buddies,
3. the pizza guy wasn't very cute.

I’ll have to add Vegas pizza delivery to my list of summer jobs.
 
The cock? There’s only one?
1) The lawn boy raked leaves this morning and screwed me afterwards.l
2) Hubby fucked me this afternoon while I descibed the sex this morning.
3) Getting dressed for round 3 and using Lit to make me horny & sexy. (hitting the club a bit after 9)
 
1) The lawn boy raked leaves this morning and screwed me afterwards.l
2) Hubby fucked me this afternoon while I descibed the sex this morning.
3) Getting dressed for round 3 and using Lit to make me horny & sexy. (hitting the club a bit after 9)

You're having a much better Sunday than me.
 
I enjoy Lit, but I'd rather be having sex, but I'm single & too picky for my own good.
What's your reason?

Cheers brotha... Pretty much same case here.:(

There are actually three reasons:

1. my kids are still up,
2. my husband's beer drunk and still watching football downstairs with his buddies,
3. the pizza guy wasn't very cute.
What an IDIOT! :p

1) The lawn boy raked leaves this morning and screwed me afterwards.l
2) Hubby fucked me this afternoon while I descibed the sex this morning.
3) Getting dressed for round 3 and using Lit to make me horny & sexy. (hitting the club a bit after 9)
Does this stuff actually happen in real life!??:eek::devil::rolleyes:
 
Because my husband has left for work, unfortunately. I miss morning sex, a lot.
 
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