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Why are you so hot?

i asked joaquin phoenix that question when i met him, he turned kindly to me and said "psssh, meee? YOU'RE hot." and that's how our affair started.

then like, some minutes after, i woke up.
 
Saturday is my 40th anniversary to the same woman. You cant say that. I'm hot like a 1932 Duesenberg. Or a real Monet.


One of my kinsmen in his Lincoln.
 
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Because the Borg invaded and have been raising the humidity to match their own environmental norms.
 
Today has been the hottest day of the year locally, with the highest humidity.

We're hot, sweaty and grumpy.

And tomorrow I'm at an all-day symposium in a hall that has no air conditioning. :mad:
 
I'm not reading this whole thread.


Do you ask blue skies why they're pretty? Chocolate why it's yummy? Puppies why they're cute?


Because I am.
 
I think this shit has gone on long enough. Islandman, I've always liked you and we've never had a problem here before but my mom has asked you to leave her alone and she meant it. I really don't know a delicate way to say that; you got the paperwork.

I hope you and I can still be friends but you've gotta stop this. Please. You were too good for her anyway, buddy. It wasn't you, it was her.
 
Garnate said:
I think this shit has gone on long enough. Islandman, I've always liked you and we've never had a problem here before but my mom has asked you to leave her alone and she meant it. I really don't know a delicate way to say that; you got the paperwork.

I hope you and I can still be friends but you've gotta stop this. Please. You were too good for her anyway, buddy. It wasn't you, it was her.
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Send pics of your mom.
 
Hot: the only reason I've got, is because the AC is located upstairs in the house. Otherwise, I just melt.
 
Garnate said:
I think this shit has gone on long enough. Islandman, I've always liked you and we've never had a problem here before but my mom has asked you to leave her alone and she meant it. I really don't know a delicate way to say that; you got the paperwork.

I hope you and I can still be friends but you've gotta stop this. Please. You were too good for her anyway, buddy. It wasn't you, it was her.
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Do you like me enough for some mum-daughter-islandman action?
 
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