Why are you so hot?

[islandman]

This thread, in less than half an hour, has turned me bi-gay.

I'm repainting the house first thing in the morning.

Depending on the colour, you could be full-on gay shortly thereafter.

 

[butters]

Yes, you.

Why?

It keeps me up at night.

you're gonna have to teach your pup how to type first before it can answer this question *nods*

 

[Laurel]

I can't help it. It's Florida in fucking August.

It keeps me up at night, too.

Which one are you fucking/fighting: Wings, JAJ, or Iman? Or some combination thereof?

 

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[islandman]

you're gonna have to teach your pup how to type first before it can answer this question *nods*

Ummm....quoi?

Which one are you fucking/fighting: Wings, JAJ, or Iman? Or some combination thereof?

Has someone hacked your account?

 

[Laurel]

This thread, in less than half an hour, has turned me bi-gay.

I believe that's a Gee Bee record, though someone more knowledgeable in these matters may correct me.

 

[Laurel]

Has someone hacked your account?

I surely hope so. Else I'll have to own up to these posts.

 

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[Wings]

Now I'm fucking him too? Jesus, I'd better take more vitamins.

 

[IndieSnob]

Laurel,

I was as shocked as anyone that JAJ & Islandman took these photos of themselves. However, being as open minded as we are here, I think we should embrace it is what they do.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/f72c366b8acaeea1c193289efe8c9748/tumblr_morb2u05UB1rhd5mwo1_500.png

 

[islandman]

The pics weren't the problem.

The shakey video from the smartphone held above the slinky was the kicker.

That and the part with the salad tongs. *shudders*

Not sure how you expect me to manage salad without the tongs.

 

[islandman]

Laurel,

I was as shocked as anyone that JAJ & Islandman took these photos of themselves. However, being as open minded as we are here, I think we should embrace it is what they do.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/f72c366b8acaeea1c193289efe8c9748/tumblr_morb2u05UB1rhd5mwo1_500.png

Looks like some weird Mario Bros. play to me.

I was never much of a Nintendo fan.

 

[Wings]

And this thread highlights reason #76346 why it's not a great idea to get involved with people on Lit. Took me awhile to realize it but now that I have...

This^^^was in response to losing sleep over someone here.

But now that I'm fighting and/or fucking other people I'm going to enjoy it.

 

[IndieSnob]

Looks like some weird Mario Bros. play to me.

I was never much of a Nintendo fan.

Sorry, Sonic & Tails pony play is too much of a niche market.

 

[butters]

Ummm....quoi?

visions of your pup sleeping on your bed, keeping you awake since puppies are always hot . . .? never mind. let it sink beneath the waves as befits such a dull comment.

 

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[islandman]

This is by far the weirdest thread I've been a part of in some time.

As such, I'm staying the hell away from you freaks for a bit.

At least until everyone figures out who they're fucking, at which point I'll make a determination as to whether I want to watch.

Until then, don't bother me.

 

[Wings]

I can guarantee the losing sleep part.

...because you snore?

 

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[Laurel]

This^^^was in response to losing sleep over someone here.

But now that I'm fighting and/or fucking other people I'm going to enjoy it.

That's the spirit!

 

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[Laurel]

...because you snore?

Just kick him in the leg. Eventually he'll either a) stop sleeping and thus stop snoring, or b) turn towards the wall so you can't hear it as loudly. Trust me on this. I heard it from a friend. Uh huh.

 

[Wings]

That's the spirit!

Let's go fight and then fuck.

 

[Laurel]

Let's go fight and then fuck.

Yes please. Pretty please.

Can I pull your hair?

 

[butters]

dear laurel,

thanks! that's pretty awesome and it will be enjoyed

off to cook eggs and stuff,

smilin' butters