Why are General Board people so stupid?

[Recidiva]

She'll be tossing roses next.

Then comes Snuggles the Bear.

Bloody Hell.

I might as well sign up for the "Howdy Neighbor!" boards. Hot and cold running hidden disdain and false sweetness. Ewww.

Let's all get to upholding Standards Of Behavior On The Internet.

Or else all shall result in chaos as these arguments and the inherent wordplay must somehow make my Howdy Neighbor brethren and sistren cry.

 

[sophieloves]

She'll be tossing roses next.

Then comes Snuggles the Bear.

i never toss roses.

is that some fetishistic behaviour?

think of the thorns.

nor do i toss teddy bears for that matter. damn, you sum pervy dood

 

[sophieloves]

Playing nice is boring sometimes. When I want to play nice, I leave Lit.

You want me to leave, don't you? You don't want me to have any fun.

You're mean.

nice is relative.

i didn't mean sweet.

more... entertainingly

you leave? perish the thought. and after i gave you lollipops, too. sigh.

i can do mean. when i have the energy i shall have a mean thread.

 

[Recidiva]

I want to play Doctor with Sophie and I need a nurse in the examining room.

Interested?

I believe she thinks she's a kindergarten teacher and we are a kindergarten class. Doctor, is there a cure?

A mirror for the Woman of La Mancha.

"I'm only thinking of her,
I'm only thinking of her,
Whatever I may do or say;
I'm only thinking of her!
In my body; it's well known,
There is not one selfish bone...
I'm only thinking and worrying about her!

I've been told she's chasing dragons
And I fear it may be true
If my groom should hear about it.
Heaven knows what he will do!
Oh, I deadly love my sophie,
But for what she's done to me,
I would like to take and lock her up
And throw away the key!
But if I do... but if I do...
There is one thing
That I swear will still be true...
I'm only thinking of her"

 

[Recidiva]

nice is relative.

i didn't mean sweet.

more... entertainingly

you leave? perish the thought. and after i gave you lollipops, too. sigh.

i can do mean. when i have the energy i shall have a mean thread.

So everyone's here to entertain you? Well, I can respect that, and I love the lollipop, but honestly.

There's only so much admonition to be kind I can take before I assume it's being done to provoke me.

I swear I shall faint.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

For such an internet bad ass, you sure do dance alot LT. You remind me of one of those old time minstrel shows.

I'll be dancing on your grave if you come to Folsom.

Rest assured, though, you won't be coming to collect on that imaginary insult against vets that got you all flustered up these last few days.

 

[bronzeage]

I believe she thinks she's a kindergarten teacher and we are a kindergarten class. Doctor, is there a cure?

"

This is a difficult case. We are going to need more sponges.

 

[sophieloves]

So everyone's here to entertain you? Well, I can respect that, and I love the lollipop, but honestly.

There's only so much admonition to be kind I can take before I assume it's being done to provoke me.

I swear I shall faint.

*poke*

 

[sophieloves]

This is a difficult case. We are going to need more sponges.

ooohhhhhhhh

i might take some while to get well, doctor
i keep getting these flushes
not to mention urges

 

[Recidiva]

This is a difficult case. We are going to need more sponges.

I'll be in charge of needle counts.

 

[Recidiva]

*poke*

/Morticia Addams voice

"But Sophie...pastels?"

 

[bronzeage]

ooohhhhhhhh

i might take some while to get well, doctor
i keep getting these flushes
not to mention urges

Nurse, did she say purges?

 

[sophieloves]

/Morticia Addams voice

"But Sophie...pastels?"

nope.

pastilles

 

[sophieloves]

needles and purges?

oh my fave kind of day

 

[bronzeage]

needles and purges?

oh my fave kind of day

I'll make sure the water is warm.

 

[sophieloves]

I'll make sure the water is warm.

and your hands - don't forget the hands.

 

[Byron In Exile]

...

http://www.huggingbear.com/files/images/product/d_174.jpg

 

[sophieloves]

that's a scary little bear... is it yours, BIE?

 

[Byron In Exile]

that's a scary little bear... is it yours, BIE?

That's Snuggles the Bear.

I saw you'd begun tossing roses and thought I'd save you the step.

Now you can move straight on to rainbows and baby ducklings.

 

[sophieloves]

That's Snuggles the Bear.

I saw you'd begun tossing roses and thought I'd save you the step.

Now you can move straight on to rainbows and baby ducklings.

i ousted rainbows and opted for prisms

i don't eat baby ducklings.

wanna see me mean? wait till i get well. i can do bitch. i bet i can do bitch as good as anyone here.

 

[sophieloves]

i hear you have a thing for plushies....

 

[flirty_but_nice]

Why are General Board people so stupid?

We cannot help ourselves.

 

[daze01]

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[PannieMonster]

I'll be dancing on your grave if you come to Folsom.

Rest assured, though, you won't be coming to collect on that imaginary insult against vets that got you all flustered up these last few days.

Can you do Al Jolson?

 

[phrodeau]

(edited)

His dad made him wash my car for free. As opposed to you, who washes my car for pay whenever I go to the gas station.

Your story changed. It was his grandfather.

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