Why are General Board people so stupid?

[bronzeage]

You are the truest and dearest of friends.

Totally deserving of having a sword lobbed at you.

Just a minor coaching tip:

You are supposed to keep your end of the sword in your hand. You could miss and wish you had it back.

 

[Recidiva]

Just a minor coaching tip:

You are supposed to keep your end of the sword in your hand. You could miss and wish you had it back.

It is truly generous to give away one of your countermoves when you have 354,671 to spare.

 

[bronzeage]

It is truly generous to give away one of your countermoves when you have 354,671 to spare.

I carry a 40 pound two handed claymore. Or maybe it cost 40 pounds. I don't remember now. It was a long time ago.

 

[Recidiva]

I carry a 40 pound two handed claymore. Or maybe it cost 40 pounds. I don't remember now. It was a long time ago.

I tend toward duel wielding poisoned daggers. But that's 'cause I can fit them in cleavage.

 

[bronzeage]

I tend toward duel wielding poisoned daggers. But that's 'cause I can fit them in cleavage.

Please be careful, especially when putting them back.

 

[Recidiva]

Please be careful, especially when putting them back.

I'm immune to my own poison. So it's perfect.

And dudes dig scars.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You know, when I was a kid, my cousin and I would play at poking each other in the eye.

My uncle one day made us walk around in a blindfold and made us see what it would be like if we kept up with that shit.

If I had been Ulaven Demorte I'd have told him that fighting fire with fire was wrong and I'd never have learned any lesson from it. I can see Poofster now, protesting, "a blindfold for a blindfold would leave both kids blind, you abusing old uncle you!"

 

[phrodeau]

You know, when I was a kid, my cousin and I would play at poking each other in the eye.

My uncle one day made us walk around in a blindfold and made us see what it would be like if we kept up with that shit.

If I had been Ulaven Demorte I'd have told him that fighting fire with fire was wrong and I'd never have learned any lesson from it. I can see Poofster now, protesting, "a blindfold for a blindfold would leave both kids blind, you abusing old uncle you!"

Idiocy runs in your family, eh?

I suppose your uncle propped all the doors and cabinets halfway open while you were blindfolded, as part of your "lesson".

 

[sophieloves]

bronze - sexy new av

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

You know, when I was a kid, my cousin and I would play at poking each other in the eye.

My uncle one day made us walk around in a blindfold and made us see what it would be like if we kept up with that shit.

If I had been Ulaven Demorte I'd have told him that fighting fire with fire was wrong and I'd never have learned any lesson from it. I can see Poofster now, protesting, "a blindfold for a blindfold would leave both kids blind, you abusing old uncle you!"

I'm trying to figure out exactly how this makes sense...

I imagine I'll never know..

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'm trying to figure out exactly how this makes sense...

I imagine I'll never know..

Just when I thought that no one would ever tell a sillier story about himself than "I was tricked into spending an entire day and a chunk of money driving out for an Internet-staged fight that never occurred" ... there's this.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I'm trying to figure out exactly how this makes sense...

I imagine I'll never know..

Wow, I don't need to go look for stupid posts by you any more. You just come and plant them right here.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Idiocy runs in your family, eh?

I suppose your uncle propped all the doors and cabinets halfway open while you were blindfolded, as part of your "lesson".

In your family the only horseplay that ever happened was that affair between your mom and mister Ed.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Just when I thought that no one would ever tell a sillier story about himself than "I was tricked into spending an entire day and a chunk of money driving out for an Internet-staged fight that never occurred" ... there's this.

Only on Lit can people call you a coward on one hand for months and then switch to this tripe when you prove you are not a coward.

You don't know what rule you're playing by from one minute to the next.

 

[Mr_Stingray]

Only on Lit can people call you a coward on one hand for months and then switch to this tripe when you prove you are not a coward.

You don't know what rule you're playing by from one minute to the next.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=24517949&postcount=181

Okay, enough!!

People, before anyone gets too excited or too overworked, please remember that these are the opinions of a black woman. Black men and women share the same viewpoints that their country has let them down.

However, keep in mind; these are the same ramblings and rhetoric of blacks who believe that AIDS was deliberately created and is part of a white supremacist medical conspiracy. In fact, Mayor Eugene Sawyer, who lost his job, believed that Jewish doctors were infecting black babies with AIDS, that the federal government deliberately makes sure that drugs are available to the black community, that blacks are a victim of a conspiracy planned and plotted out in Hollywood by “people called Greenberg and Weisberg”. The offices of Planned Parenthood are located in black neighborhoods to keep blacks from reproducing,the list is endless/

Why do blacks believe this nonsense? Why does anyone think Funk is intelligent?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Only on Lit can people call you a coward on one hand for months and then switch to this tripe when you prove you are not a coward.

You don't know what rule you're playing by from one minute to the next.

I don't recall suggesting any rules on this topic. I'm just a bit baffled by how proud you are of the episode. I've talked about it with a few friends, and none of them has had any difficulty predicting the outcome of the events. Many of them were surprised that you weren't set up for something more dramatic, like arrest or ambush. None of them could imagine a rational and intelligent person making the decision to drive out there - not from fear, but from the very obvious near-impossibility of your challenger showing up.

Bravery and cowardice don't really strike me as having much meaning on the Internet. It's inherently a place where people can avoid physical consequences unless they happen to breach actual laws and draw very serious attention. Trying to prove one's bravery online I think largely pointless; the chief thing you can show online is how well you can control yourself rather than others.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I don't recall suggesting any rules on this topic. I'm just a bit baffled by how proud you are of the episode. I've talked about it with a few friends, and none of them has had any difficulty predicting the outcome of the events. Many of them were surprised that you weren't set up for something more dramatic, like arrest or ambush. None of them could imagine a rational and intelligent person making the decision to drive out there - not from fear, but from the very obvious near-impossibility of your challenger showing up.

Bravery and cowardice don't really strike me as having much meaning on the Internet. It's inherently a place where people can avoid physical consequences unless they happen to breach actual laws and draw very serious attention. Trying to prove one's bravery online I think largely pointless; the chief thing you can show online is how well you can control yourself rather than others.

As usual you're missing a few things here.

For starters, you want to know where most of the Lit fights started? It started here.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=206555

I was called a coward for opposing the draft. In later threads my race was insulted, and people like Pookie were singing and dancing with these racists and she only got after me when I started retaliating. It was ironic that the person who led the cowardice charge didn't even have the guts to call the cops or get his "buddies" to meet me when I came calling.

I was threatened, and no one cared.
My race was insulted, and no one cared.
People told me that if I disagreed with the draft, I should be kicked out of the fucking country.
Then they started making alts like "Lovin Tongue" about me.

Now I've decided to fight back and the rules are suddenly reversed?

Fuck that.

I'll fight fire with fire and I'll piss on anyone who has a problem with it.

 

[hurricane64]

I'm really starting to think that none of it matters, and we're all going to go down the cone of the maelstrom, into some center, where we'll either know what the truth is, or we won't and we won't care.

Guess I'm just one more stupid GB person that stumbled in here in a vodka-(whiskey, rum, etc.) induced stupor and expressed his opinion on the ultimate goal.

What is the ultimate goal, pray tell?

 

[Mr_Stingray]

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=24517949&postcount=181

Yes, but you cannot deny the accusations can you? I quoted fact, look them up.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Only on Lit can people call you a coward on one hand for months and then switch to this tripe when you prove you are not a coward.

You don't know what rule you're playing by from one minute to the next.

You give words ultimate power over you and wonder why some people use them to push you to flailing madness. e.g. Ishmael and A_J..

You didn't in fact prove that you aren't a coward by supposedly showing up to fight someone over an internet provocation (with no witnesses by the way). You did manage to prove that you're imbalanced and have anger management issues.

Does someone calling you a coward make you one?

If someone calls you gay does that make you want to run out and have sex with men?

If someone says that you are imaginary does that really negate your existence?

You name-call constantly, assuming that those words have the same effect on others that they have on you and are absolutely incensed when they laugh at you. You assume the tactic works on everyone because it works so very well on you.

I laugh my ass off every time you insist that I am imaginary or that Recidiva is. It actually makes me think that you're the one with a wholly fictional existence and are projecting your methods onto everyone else. It's the very first place that your mind goes when confronted, a familiar environment so to speak. Since you do it, everyone else must.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Yes, but you cannot deny the accusations can you? I quoted fact, look them up.

You didn't quote shit, alien abduction victim boy.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

It's funny that Ulaven Demorte, before an impartial audience, was declared an utter phonyfuck with his "he started it first is childish logic" stance.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=24523485&postcount=549
3. Various parties, including Recidiva and Loving Tongue, allege numerous provocations from the other side. All of these have the effect of claiming, "I'm nasty to her/him because s/he did something nasty to me first." Recidiva, in particular, apparently claims that LT's conduct in some way offended/provoked her, and hence she was justified, by way of retaliation, in suggesting or implying the label 'nigger.'

And of course, just so UD doesn't accuse me of leaving stuff out:
2. Loving Tongue, being offended, has pressed her and others for apologies and rationales as to why they think such suggestions and implications--slurs-- are fair and proper. Neither Recidiva nor Ulaven nor any of the supporters are going to offer any apologies, and LT's pressing them in dozens of postings is a measure of his obsession with this matter.

You guys are ALL well known for your "he did it first" mentality. Not just me, but also those who claim to decry that mentality.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the real world sees things.

 

[BlackShanglan]

As usual you're missing a few things here.

For starters, you want to know where most of the Lit fights started? It started here.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=206555

I was called a coward for opposing the draft. In later threads my race was insulted, and people like Pookie were singing and dancing with these racists and she only got after me when I started retaliating. It was ironic that the person who led the cowardice charge didn't even have the guts to call the cops or get his "buddies" to meet me when I came calling.

I was threatened, and no one cared.
My race was insulted, and no one cared.
People told me that if I disagreed with the draft, I should be kicked out of the fucking country.
Then they started making alts like "Lovin Tongue" about me.

Now I've decided to fight back and the rules are suddenly reversed?

Fuck that.

I'll fight fire with fire and I'll piss on anyone who has a problem with it.

I wasn't suggesting that you were wrong to take offense. I just can't imagine the scenario of driving out to fulfill an Internet challenge ever being likely to end in anything but being stood up. I'm not questioning your bravery, nor am I really clear on what these "rules" are that you're upset about. I'm simply puzzled by your pride in letting someone goad you into wasting your time like that.

You seem very attached to the idea of blame and rules and justification. It's as if you want the world to consist only of scenarios in which someone else is right and you are wrong, or someone else is wrong and therefore anything you did in response was a good choice. I don't think that the world actually works that way. Your feelings can be completely valid and reasonable without your actions necessarily being so as well.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You give words ultimate power over you and wonder why some people use them to push you to flailing madness. e.g. Ishmael and A_J..

You're such a hypocrite.

Here is proof positive that you give words power over you:

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=24522711&postcount=537

Yes, and meanwhile he goes about his merry way slandering both myself and my wife for daring to disagree with him about his use of retaliatory racism. This is the actual point of contention here.

Nope, sorry.

I'll bump this thread forever. I love seeing him defend that position over and over. It makes me smile every time he tries to berate someone else for the same behavior he displays.
If it bothers you then I would suggest you stop reading it. The AH isn't so busy that activity on a single thread is bumping aside whatever it is you do want to read.

It's time to spin, Ulaven Demented.

It's especially funny that you were outed as having the very same "he did it first" mentality that you are crusading against.

And yes, I know you are too dim to realize what you look like to others. And no, I know I don't look like an angel, either.