Why are General Board people so stupid?

[Le Jacquelope]

Today, the "LJ is so predictable" crowd shows just how predictable they are.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Le Jacquelope]

LOL. I'm celebrating our 4th anniversary in Vegas and you're sitting here nursing a grudge against me. How pathetic.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

LOL. I'm celebrating our 4th anniversary in Vegas and you're sitting here nursing a grudge against me. How pathetic.

Fucking hilariously ironic coming from the person that's still crying over something someone that's been gone from Lit for years said to him years ago.

How long has Warmachine been gone now? But you still use his behavior as justification for your own little racist rants.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Peter Henson boo hoo hoo'd:

The ship has sailed

I really think I missed the boat.

I go back through the older threads and I see that this place was once fun. I wish I would have found this place years ago when I was on yahoo or other sites instead. Now I am stuck with you fuckers and I can not bring myself to get serious about anything here really.

It is bad when trolling is more fun than actually engaging some of you people in an actual conversation. All the racist and political BS aside some of you people that post here are sick and twisted and should be shot in the back of the head out in a field somewhere. Talking about incest, and some of the other fetishes. I know this is a porno board but God Damn some of you people need less lit time and more time on a couch talking to someone else, to get to the root of it all.

I really believe there are only a hand full of people that post and most of you have several Alts.

While I'm at it the stories are going down hill and quiet frankly the quality of women posters on the AM Pics are really lacking. Do not get me wrong there are a lot of very beautiful and sexy women that post and they know who they are, but the other ones well I guess there is a market for everyone.

Oh well, maybe this place will pick up and once again have wind in its sails.

Does anyone else feel this way? How do you members that have been here for awhile see it?

Nevermind that he has been a part of the viciousness and bullying that brought this forum down. Totally culpable and totally irresponsible.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

And now for the "it can't happen to me" crowd:

I don't think I will ever understand the need to have guns as protection from the neighbours. I don't lock my house or my car, hell, half the time my wallet is sitting on my front seat of my unlocked car. I've never been robbed or had my wallet stolen from my car. I've never had an intruder or a home invasion. I must be doing something wrong.

Maybe I should buy an arsenal, maybe that's the solution to my crime free life.

You know what predators say of people like this? *Dingalingalingaling* Come and get it!

 

[Le Jacquelope]

"Scientists" are usually life long students connected inextricably to the teat of higher learning. Try spending a lifetime in college and maintain any sense of reality.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

This is what happens when LadyFunk bitch slaps a piece of white trash... he gets traumatized and takes his anger out on all black people:

What I want to know is why all the black people around here have eighteen inch dildos shoved up their asses and feel like they have to justify themselves by trying to be hard ass, douche bags?

Go eat LadyFuckengina's pussy.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

So after having provided documented proof that I did not start the threatmongering around here on Lit and that others started it with me first, Fair Warning looks right at the evidence and tells this utter fabrication:

This is rich coming from you, who, in days gone by has raced around Lit like an angry little rooster, calling out and threatening to kill certain posters who you got off side with.

Hello Pot - this is Kettle.

This ranks right up there with accusing Obama of being born in Kenya.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

O'rly?

 

[Luk]

O'rly?

Srsly man, your life sucks. I'm only up this early because I'm in a golf tourney.

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The stock market is up and unemployment just went down a tenth of a percentage point.
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^^^ edited for correctness.

^^^ edited for correctness.
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Stagflation is possible in 2010. But stagflation is not hyper inflation. You do know the difference between the two, right?
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Wow. It's not often that I agree with Warrior Queen. Mark this date indeed.
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*ROTFLMAO* Miles should never have made this...

*ROTFLMAO*

Miles should never have made this thread in light of the birthers movement...
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Denigrating developmentally disabled kids by...

Denigrating developmentally disabled kids by likening them to Republicans?

Bad form, Confuscius, really bad form... but I can forgive you. Even likening Republicans to cowpies would be grossly...

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You're an idiot, Luke. You're beneath me in both intelligence and stature.

 

[Byron In Exile]

You're an idiot, Luke. You're beneath me in both intelligence and stature.

Nobody is beneath you in intelligence nor stature.

Sorry about how life works out, but you're basically refuse that resembles a human being.

 

[Luk]

You're an idiot, Luke. You're beneath me in both intelligence and stature.

Aw how cute. LT proves he in fact does click the view post thingy.

Have fun today with your shit life, I need to work on my short game. HA!

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You just made yourself an even bigger idiot. And an even smaller man.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

In the same post that this fool claims to pass a mensa test:

my teachers already knew I was smart. the mensa test merely confirmed that.

He then proceeds to totally debunk that claim by saying:

Let us take this from the start: you said this neighbour's dog wandered over onto your property - yadda yadda yadda - then you shot it. You then said some scrawny trucker knocked on your neighbours' houses looking for his animal. No mention there that he was a 'neighbour' - we are not mind readers here, even if we are prepared to suspend disbelief temporarily for the purpose of humouring the ridiculous.

Once he finds out that his argument (underlined) has been completely destroyed by the prior statement:
"and a certain neighbor's doberman comes..."

Well, you know what happens next: he realizes he's backed into a corner and flees as best he can, declaring victory even after he's shot off all but two of his own toes.

Mensa ought to sue.

 

[beljka16]

so many underlying anger issues that need to be addressed....wow

 

[butters]

can't even grasp the basics that more than one of his posts was being referenced.

poor poor doggy.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Another claim by Chippy that just self-destructed:

Today, 09:12 AM
That's all the time I'm sparing you today

I guess if Chippy really did pass a Mensa test he can explain the discrepancy between this remark a while ago, and his later appearance here.

Perhaps it's because he's got more spin control to do?

Yeah, figures. Zap. Byebye.

 

[butters]

says the guy who can't hold it in his head for more than one brief moment that I am female.

Jeez, I'm so so dim. Wish I had that guy's brains and quick wits.

 

[great lover]

says the guy who can't hold it in his head for more than one brief moment that I am female.

Jeez, I'm so so dim. Wish I had that guy's brains and quick wits.

Le Jacq is not bright. All of us can't be.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

And just when you thought Chipbutty had scored the gold in the marathon of total dumbass, Miles comes from behind and steals it with this PM he sent to one of my alts:

Poor XanoPhil !!!!

You have been banned for the following reason:
No reason was specified.

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

I guess RobDownSouth went pussy-whining to Laurel.

LOL

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking asshole piece of worm shit.

He disappeared after his most recent bipolar episode.

His seeing his kid's face on XanoPhil's avatar was worth seeing XanoPhil banned forever. At least it made him take Skylar's picture down -- the one he was using as his own av for a while. Taught him a lesson: don't fuck with real people! We can find your goddamn address, this being an Internet age and some of us being not all that bad at hacking.

LOL

It was worth it, for sure!

His attack on your family was the only reason I did that, BTW. You better fucking appreciate it or I'll show up in the middle of the night and bake large pies that will stretch your kitchen.

Nyah-ha-haaaah!

[ evil sound spelling not my forte, not being a native English speaker ]

How can I show my appreciation?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

And now miles claims to know how Jesus thinks.

This from one of Lit's all-time dysfunctional personalities.

Even Jesus dislikes you.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=670378

Laserlemon says he's a partner in a law firm.

This is almost as hilarious as Ulaven Demented claiming he is/was a soldier, or JackAssJim claiming he owns a business. Or PannieMonster claiming he's a man.

Totally fucking hilarious, given the idiocy this guy spews on a regular basis.

I wonder how many cases this dude has lost. It must take one hell of a powerful calculator to tally up that record...

 

[Le Jacquelope]

"Officer says this isn't America any more..."
Jeez, Lost Cause just loves to latch onto stupid shit like this.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=670650