Why Am I Not Getting Any?

Because we haven't meet yet. If you were with me you wouldn't have this problem. ;) You are a very beautiful women!!!
 
I could and would spend hours finding ways to bring you pleasure and excitement
 
Plus one on the island. I'm assuming it's surrounded by sharks as well. My other thought is that you are currently using a computer in a federal corrections facility. My question is:

Does the man who answers correctly get to solve the problem?

Inquiring minds NEED to know!
 
I'm going with the face. I've been asked if I were a dude, so yeah....

That is freaking crazy. You are a very pretty woman. I noticed one thing from your pics that may help though. Smile! Women are all much prettier and more approachable when they smile. Post a pic of a sexy smile and watch this thread blow up. If I weren't married I would date you in a NY second and you wouldn't have to worry about not getting any. I'd sex you up til you couldn't see straight.
 
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