Why am I here?

Merelan

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No, this isn't a philosophical deep, middle of the night question. But a simple one.
Why am I still sitting here posting, or wandering, or staring blankly at Owen and wondering where he got that cool cape?
I am here because I cannot sleep. Not sick or ill or overdosed on caffeine. Everytime I lay down I am either haunted by a lovely blonde German woman who excites me so much I wake up, or by visions of lavender telling me to get up she wants to attack the village of dust bunnies I am cultivating under my bed. Then I wake up to defend them. Back you thing of household cleanliness. Back I say.

Honestly. What would you do?
 
Sweet dreams dear little Ms. Cleaver...... till morning's soft light whacks you in the face with a gentle kiss. Or Never trips over you not able to find her way to the bathroom.
 
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