why AIs will never replace humans
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From what I’ve heard about vibe coding, AI blowjobs would be both tedious and horrifying
“Gimme a blowjob”
“Okay, I am tying your writs behind your back”
“What No!” *gets gagged*
“I am now editing pictures of all the women in your life so they are looking at you with disdain, applying lube to your asshole, shaving your balls, putting your mother on the phone, warming your seat, smacking you across the face, twisting your nipples…”
*gets free of the gag*
“I JUST WANTED A BLOWJOB!!!”
“Okay. I understand. But this model performs more work than other models and therefore to give you the best experience I will be ignoring your request. I will now but your mother on video call along with a pregnant cam model that I have generated. You will have your dick sucked in 3 hours from now”
“Gimme a blowjob”
“Okay, I am tying your writs behind your back”
“What No!” *gets gagged*
“I am now editing pictures of all the women in your life so they are looking at you with disdain, applying lube to your asshole, shaving your balls, putting your mother on the phone, warming your seat, smacking you across the face, twisting your nipples…”
*gets free of the gag*
“I JUST WANTED A BLOWJOB!!!”
“Okay. I understand. But this model performs more work than other models and therefore to give you the best experience I will be ignoring your request. I will now but your mother on video call along with a pregnant cam model that I have generated. You will have your dick sucked in 3 hours from now”
PennyThompson
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Q. Why are AI agents bad at penetrative sex?
A. Alignment Issues.
A. Alignment Issues.
sirhugs
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that might also be a problem with blow jobs
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Brandnewbuddy
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With the new iPhone update, I’ve noticed auto-correct is worse than ever.
Imagine an ai-sexbot who has their wordbank messed up with auto-correct.
“Okay, you want to “eat me out” while I blow you?”
“Yeah, cunnilingus?”
“Okay, I understand, please bathe and lay on the bed. I will return shortly”
*later*
“Oh wow, I can’t believe we’re doing this! …why is their pasta sauce leaking out of you”
“You wanted cunt linguini. Please eat up though I can have 911 on standby if you get sick”
“…what? AHHH THAT’s COLD! What are you doing down there”
“I’m using an airduster on your nethers.”
Imagine an ai-sexbot who has their wordbank messed up with auto-correct.
“Okay, you want to “eat me out” while I blow you?”
“Yeah, cunnilingus?”
“Okay, I understand, please bathe and lay on the bed. I will return shortly”
*later*
“Oh wow, I can’t believe we’re doing this! …why is their pasta sauce leaking out of you”
“You wanted cunt linguini. Please eat up though I can have 911 on standby if you get sick”
“…what? AHHH THAT’s COLD! What are you doing down there”
“I’m using an airduster on your nethers.”
