whoever invented pop-ups

[Guest]

should have their testicles removed via chainsaw. I dont want special offers for a herb vitamin or trip to Disney. FUCK OFF ALREADY.
Ok, morning rant is over.

 

[Sid Onmyface]

I love the frosted cinnamon kind....

 

[Weird Harold]

... is probably someone who who choose a sadist as a username.

should have their testicles removed via chainsaw.

Nah, a chainsaw is far too quick and painless. A hot wax treatment with molten lead instead of beeswax souns about right to me.

 

[bluespoke]

I think you're barking up the wrong tree.

No man could have invented such a fiendish torture.

The creature that created pop-ups has no balls.

 

[Guest]

Oh, well...

I sorta like the strawberry-filled ones myself.

Set the toaster just above medium for two minutes.

 

[Agent99]

Hmmm, girls (and some boys) like certain kinds of popups.

Pop up advertisements are annoying but can be dealt with easily enough. What I hate are the mousetraps when you open up a website and try to exit but can't because they keep opening up new windows.

Oh, and as long as I am ranting, might as well get this off my chest. I don't really hate these, but I do find it amusing that, first, email spammers want me to buy something to turn my little buddy into a BIG buddy and/or enlarge the size of my penis. And, then, in the next message, want to show me how to get huge breasts. Since when did they find out I was a hermaphrodite?

 

[Star of Penumbra]

I suggest that the inventor of pop-ups be anally raped by a rabid goat.

 

[Guest]

Since when did they find out I was a hermaphrodite?

LMAO!
Star, that is a disturbing visual but then again, so is Al Roker in a speedo.

 

[RastaPope]

Probably lawyers.

They're the ones originally responsible for spam.