Who'd you want me to kill?

[Dr_Strabismus]

I'll do a "Strangers On A Train" style murder swap, so we both have alibis.

You have to kill the guy who owns the German Shepard that always snaps at me whenever I'm out on my walk in the woods.

Who'd you want me to kill for you?

 

[Guest]

kill is such a permanent situation...how about put the screws to...or pressure on?

that, i can do. i can also make someones life a living hell, promise. i'll take care of these thoughtless canine owners if you put the pressure on my boss to get my pay check direct deposited.
i dont want them really hurt but maybe severe purple nerples are in order.

 

[Harry Leg]

I'll have a purple nerple if youre giving them out Vella

I'd like you to kill Adolf Hitler... I know, I know, you're thinking but he's already dead, right?
But I don't think so. I'm pretty sure he's alive and refilling the vending machine at work.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I'll do a "Strangers On A Train" style murder swap, so we both have alibis.

You have to kill the guy who owns the German Shepard that always snaps at me whenever I'm out on my walk in the woods.

Who'd you want me to kill for you?

Try packing a small water pistol filled with a weak amonia mixture. After the first application, just waving your hand at the hound should be enough to curb his enthusiasm.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[shereads]

Same guy. The one with the out-of-control German Shepherd.

Now what?

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

Same guy. The one with the out-of-control German Shepherd.

Now what?

Now think up an alibi, I'll be in SouthWestern US.

 

[glynndah]

Dr_Strabismus: As I recall, Strangers on a Train ends rather badly for the first killer. You'd better be sure somebody else goes first.

 

[Liar]

Please kill my inner Luther. He bores the fuck outta me.

 

[Grushenka]

Please kill my inner Luther. He bores the fuck outta me.

If you mean Luther the great protester, I understand. The idea of an "inner Luther" is brilliant, gave me a big grin.

Grushenka

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

I would say Jean-Jacques Rousseau because I think he is reponsible for much of the blood spilled in the past century, but I won't because that might turn this into a political thread.

So instead, I'll say . . . hmmm - I have to think about that. I've had lots of german shepherd dog owner equivalents in my life, but life is good right now; my neighbors are OK, it's a quiet street, my professional colleagues are genial. Huh - life is good.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

I would say Jean-Jacques Rousseau because I think he is reponsible for much of the blood spilled in the past century, but I won't because that might turn this into a political thread.

So instead, I'll say . . . hmmm - I have to think about that. I've had lots of german shepherd dog owner equivalents in my life, but life is good right now; my neighbors are OK, it's a quiet street, my professional colleagues are genial. Huh - life is good.

Maybe you'd still consider doing it for the money?

 

[cantdog]

If you mean Luther the great protester, I understand. The idea of an "inner Luther" is brilliant, gave me a big grin.

Grushenka

Liar is brilliant; it's tolerable, most days.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

The inner Luther is what makes people visit porn sites, so don't knock him