Whoa Dammit!!!!

[Bradzilla]

Hey y'all I just got done masturbating and for the first time my cum was different. See, I don't cum a whole hell of a lot because throughtout my teenage years I drank soda like it was water and I have been smoking ever since I was 16. Anyways, my cum came out as a liquid state at first then it rapidly became a solid state. I was washing my hands and the cum would not rinse off. So I had to pick it off and I had it in my hands and I started to pull the CUM apart like it was a piece of melted cheese.

Is this normal or am I the only one that has experienced this?

 

[Wiggles]

Whoa!!

I was trying to eat my lunch here.... :0(

 

[Tyrael]

That is quite unsettling. Good thing I ate before I came here.

 

[dangergirl]

Is it just me -- or does hair gel and Something About Mary come to mind?

 

[MissTaken]

I never thought I would ever say this on lit.....

Way too much information, friend!


*as i try to finish my Western omelette for dinner*


<-----turning green!

 

[barebear]

go jerk off into your doctor's hand, see what he thinks....

 

[Tyrael]

Stupid double post...look below.

 

[Tyrael]

What comes to mind for me is that a trip to a doctor would prolly not be a waste of time.

Either that or bottle your cum and sell it as a super adhesive and make millions!

 

[celiaKitten]

Um, dude, go to the doctor.

 

[perks]

what's grosser than gross......chunky cum.

between the lesbian thing and the chunky cum, you're not doing to well are ya, sugah?

 

[dangergirl]

go jerk off into your doctor's hand, see what he thinks....

That made me laugh!

(by the way - nice belly, it looks fairly lickable )

 

[alexandraaah]

go jerk off into your doctor's hand, see what he thinks....

hi-fucking-larious.


*clapping*

 

[Vinny]

ewww

Sounds like a bad case of smegma to me or is it a case of zactly as in your cum smells exactly like your ass

 

[Bradzilla]

Fuck a damn doctor, cuz I hate them bastards.
It could be to that I have been very horny the last few days and I just masturbated about 30 minutes ago.

 

[plasticman33]

Is it just me -- or does hair gel and Something About Mary come to mind?

I was thinking more along the lines of wallpaper paste! Or semihardened Elmers glue!

Sounds delightful!

 

[Spinaroonie]

Hey y'all I just got done masturbating and for the first time my cum was different. See, I don't cum a whole hell of a lot because throughtout my teenage years I drank soda like it was water and I have been smoking ever since I was 16. Anyways, my cum came out as a liquid state at first then it rapidly became a solid state. I was washing my hands and the cum would not rinse off. So I had to pick it off and I had it in my hands and I started to pull the CUM apart like it was a piece of melted cheese.

Is this normal or am I the only one that has experienced this?

That's abso-fucking-lutley normal, you've either held out or started drinking lots of water and letting your body build up a supply. The cum then makes little globules and gets together. IT'S NORMAL. DON'T WORRY.

 

[Bradzilla]

Thanks man, now I feel a whole hell of a lot better now.

 

[Tim1]

Cheese

Thanks man, now I feel a whole hell of a lot better now.

Man I'm glad thats settled, I was beginning to worry about old "Cheese cum". BTW did you bring that beer, Just finished my last PBR.

 

[Bradzilla]

Yeah I sure did, I brought a whole case of my best friend Mr. Natural Light.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL

Fake.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I don't know DCL....he is from Covington, after all.

 

[estevie]

Just plain creepy if ya ask me.

 

[Cibo]

I don't mean to laugh...but all the replies to this thread are funny as hell. lol