Who would you like to see run for prez in 2016?

There has got to be somebody honest. Who has their birth certificate so I can stop hearing about that. Who releases their grades so I don't have to hear about that. Who releases their taxes so I don't have to hear about that. Who can balance a freaking check book. Doesn't spend money that isn't in there. Is there such a person. A good strong, man or woman. It isn't someone who has already been mentioned.
 
There has got to be somebody honest. Who has their birth certificate so I can stop hearing about that. Who releases their grades so I don't have to hear about that. Who releases their taxes so I don't have to hear about that. Who can balance a freaking check book. Doesn't spend money that isn't in there. Is there such a person. A good strong, man or woman. It isn't someone who has already been mentioned.

Rand Paul.
 
I'll be honest it makes me want to vomit just to think about another presidential election.
 
Jesus

so that if he's republican , we can start building bomb shelters for the end of the world and pouring billions more into Isreal


and if he's a Democrat, so we can hear about him not having his birth certificate and how unAmerican he is
 
Anybody who's not Hillary.

Not that I fear her. It's that I can't abide her person.
 
I am concerned she shall be haunting my television.

I may have to stop watching.
 
A completely independent, bi-partisan billionaire.

I am ready for the modern day equal to Ross Perot.

Run this fucking train wreck like a business pure and simple. No more games no more, "Hey great idea, but he's a dem and I'm republican so I gotta shoot it down."

Just flat out dollars and sense and someone who will totally forget about everything going on in the countries that hate us and keep everything here.

Who'll say "hey we have decades worth of oil here, why the hell are we still buying it?"

someone with no political agenda and most importantly common fucking sense.
 
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Mitt Romney is the real life equivalent of Tony Stark.

Mitt Romney's only talent is making money. As someone who has read Iron Man from the age of 5, I can assure you that Tony Stark would have nothing but disdain for Romney.
 
Mitt Romney's only talent is making money. As someone who has read Iron Man from the age of 5, I can assure you that Tony Stark would have nothing but disdain for Romney.

And Tony Stark is a fictional character. Real life rich people don't stay rich by being flamboyant playboy superheroes. If he were real, he'd have blown his dad's fortune by now and he'd be trying to sell plans for the Iron Man suit to Russia to finance his inevitable narcotics addiction.
 
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