Who will be the next Armstrong to have something shitty happen to him or her?

[CHNOPS]

These things always come in threes.

 

[blobfish]

I guess there's that guy from Green Day.

 

[QueenLevitra]

The flooring people.

Bamboozled by the lumbar industry.

 

[RoryN]

Celebs sometimes dies in threes.

Jerry Nelson made three. He did around a hundred characters, and just one of them was replicated in ten other countries.

 

[RoryN]

I'll play along: