Who wants me to kick their ass?

[SilvaTungDevil]

Let me know your address and I'll be there in a jiffy for some asskicking.

Just one thing, we're gonna have to call it after the first 45 seconds or so, I'm a little out of shape.

 

[SpiceCake]

I sorta just want a spanking!

 

[HeavyStick]

nonsense, you remind me of Jim Fix.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Just don't wuss out when you call me on the phone.

 

[Silverluna]

Let me know your address and I'll be there in a jiffy for some asskicking.

Just one thing, we're gonna have to call it after the first 45 seconds or so, I'm a little out of shape.

i don't do ass kicking...i prefer an ass kissing...or foundling...or spanking....

but no licking...thats just gross

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Just don't wuss out when you call me on the phone.

You just wanted me to talk dirty.

 

[marksgirl]

Ass licking I'll take, Ass kicking.........naw I pass.

 

[MissTaken]

And if I gave you my ex's address?

(He might be good for about thirty seconds )

 

[christcat69]

Can we arrange a kiddie pool full of jello for this tantalizing event?

 

[Mrs Christophe]

i'll stand in line for the ass licking also, sign me up!!

 

[islandman]

I haven't had my ass kicked in awhile.

Go for it.


yeah, I liked Fight Club.

 

[HeavyStick]

And if I gave you my ex's address?

(He might be good for about thirty seconds )

lol

 

[BgMma]

Can we arrange a kiddie pool full of jello for this tantalizing event?

I'm with you, honey! Can I bring Jim?

 

[Linedrive]

<uses his best redneck accent>

"I'll come down der and stomp a mud hole in yer ass boy. I am assuming that is you in yer av boy."

<takes drink off Hamms and scratches belly>

"I live at the Frontier Trailerpark in Mobeal, Alibamer."

 

[katelync]

Re: Who wants me to lick their ass?

Let me know your address and I'll be there in a jiffy for some asslicking.

Just one thing, we're gonna have to call it after the first 45 seconds or so, I'm a little out of shape.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

You just wanted me to talk dirty.

Well, it just gets sad when you cry like a girl and get all apologetic.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

<uses his best redneck accent>

"I'll come down der and stomp a mud hole in yer ass boy. I am assuming that is you in yer av boy."

<takes drink off Hamms and scratches belly>

"I live at the Frontier Trailerpark in Mobeal, Alibamer."

So a pretty boy to you is someone with more than 80% of his teeth?

 

[HeavyStick]

So a pretty boy to you is someone with more than 80% of his teeth?

or only three of them broken at the gumline...

 

[Linedrive]

So a pretty boy to you is someone with more than 80% of his teeth?

80% is being generous...with every beer I drink it goes down 10%

 

[mbb308]

I haven't had my ass kicked in awhile.

Go for it.


yeah, I liked Fight Club.

Just watch out for those guys built like Lincoln.

 

[nasty1]

You could kiss my ass.

 

[Silverluna]

kick it bozo!

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

kiss it bozo!

My pleasure!

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

My pleasure!

What the fuck am i doing flirting in an asskicking thread? What the fuck am I doing quoting myself in my own thread while bumping my own thread right after I was the last poster? Somebody probably needs to kick my ass.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Well, it just gets sad when you cry like a girl and get all apologetic.

Yeah STD, I hate when that happens