Who should or shouldn't be allowed to cyber or have phone sex?

[rick_j21]

Rick, I think that's because most of the women with any language skills have been snatched up by the talent scouts.

Unlike Rick, I am soliciting hotsecks.

Wait...... but you have language skills!

 

[Siren]

Re: I should not be allowed to have phone sex..

 

[AzureAngel]

Wait...... but you have language skills!

Yes, but you're also forgetting that other critical trait I have.

In Latin, it's "Penisio ex Pantsia"

 

[rick_j21]

Re: LOL!

rick_j21, when I was bored at work, I'd go into talkcity and find a guy who wanted to cyber. If I chose a sexy nick, believe me it didn't take long. I'd talk them through a nice masturbation session, hopefully the guy was at home lol. Funny thing, they'd ask what I was wesring, where was I, etc....The truth they didn't care for so I made up stuff just to make them happy. It was fun play but I stopped when too many would vanish without saying bye. Hey maybe they didn't know me but I helped them get some relief and I hated being "walked out on".

Maybe I am different then and thats why I can never find any good. I don't believe a woman who says all sorts of crazy stuff. I honestly don't believe any woman sits at her computer wearing the hottest little red teddy I have ever seen. I also like to know that the lady enjoyed herself if not more than me then at least as much as me.

 

[rick_j21]

Yes, but you're also forgetting that other critical trait I have.

In Latin, it's "Penisio ex Pantsia"

Doesn't keep you from having language skills. I just don't care to see you express them with anyone. LOL!

 

[perks]

Do you want to see my list?

I have a names and what they're good at<smile>

and what they're not...

I can specifically tell you who shouldn't be doing certain things<smile>

 

[Temptress_1960]

Re: Re: LOL!

I honestly don't believe any woman sits at her computer wearing the hottest little red teddy I have ever seen.

Ummm... actually, I am way too lazy to make up what I'm wearing... not to mention too absent-minded to remember what I made up.

I chat late at night and early in the morning. It is unusual for me to sit at the puter in real clothes. Usually it's a nightie - and I don't have any nighties that aren't sexy.

Tonight? A silky sheer lavender chemise, low-cut, short... nothing under it, but a velour robe close by just in case a kid wakes up.

And if I'm alone in the house? I might be naked, or just wearing a thong and a bra...

(It's part of my midlife crisis.)

 

[rick_j21]

Re: Re: Re: LOL!

Ummm... actually, I am way too lazy to make up what I'm wearing... not to mention too absent-minded to remember what I made up.

I chat late at night and early in the morning. It is unusual for me to sit at the puter in real clothes. Usually it's a nightie - and I don't have any nighties that aren't sexy.

Tonight? A silky sheer lavender chemise, low-cut, short... nothing under it, but a velour robe close by just in case a kid wakes up.

And if I'm alone in the house? I might be naked, or just wearing a thong and a bra...

(It's part of my midlife crisis.)

Whoa!!!!!!! Pops my eyes back in my head. Okay I will believe ya.

 

[Ishmael]

Cyber/phone

Do you want to see my list?

I have a names and what they're good at<smile>

and what they're not...

I can specifically tell you who shouldn't be doing certain things<smile>

You've hit on something here Perky. I have my lists too, albeit mental lists, but lists none the same.

I was thinking of a "Lit." registered cyber'r, phone sex section. Each registrant would have a poll associated with his/her name and the average of the poll would be displayed. Much like the voting system on the stories. It could even be categorized mush like the stories. Registrants could register in multiple categories also.

We'd all then know who had the best chance of staisfying our desires.

The problem is that such a system would be prejudicial. Would not take into account that the more frequent practioners would get better, and that it is also a personal thing and two 'mediocres' just might bring out the 'awesome' in each other.

But everyone could play, and just might become better for it.

How would I rate myself? Hmmmmmmmm.

Cyber - mediocre. I can develope a great story line, but cyber does little for me. So, I'm just not that interested in it. The lack of interest has a lot to do with the quality.

Phone - awesome. I get to 'play' off my partner's responses. Move things along, or slow them down based on real time feedback. As a 'sexual empath' I can invariably bring us both to a more than satisfactory conclusion.

IRL - absolutely depends on the partner.

I wonder how many others would rate themselves?

Ishmael

 

[Temptress_1960]

Cyber and phone are a lot like RL sex...

The better you know your partner, the better you know how to push their particular buttons. You learn just which words or phrases or ideas make them go off like a rocket. And they learn the same about you.

However... I tend to be a wee bit choosy, and I won't play with just anyone.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Cyber/phone

Phone - awesome. I get to 'play' off my partner's responses. Move things along, or slow them down based on real time feedback. As a 'sexual empath' I can invariably bring us both to a more than satisfactory conclusion.
Ishmael

So is that an advert or what...

 

[Ishmael]

Re: Re: Cyber/phone

So is that an advert or what...

LMAO

Could have been, no number, no name, no address. *Memo, fire the advertising copywriter.*

Ishmael

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Re: Cyber/phone

LMAO Could have been, no number, no name, no address. *Memo, fire the advertising copywriter.*

I'd chop the marketing people too, they should have picked up on that also

 

[Ishmael]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Cyber/phone

I'd chop the marketing people too, they should have picked up on that also

Good call. *"Marcia, get marketing on the phone."

Ishmael

 

[MechaBlade]

Pre-schoolers.

I may be a bit old-fashioned, but I firmly believe pre-schoolers shouldn't have phone, cyber, or live sex.

Lil' horny rugrats.

 

[warmlips]

Rick Deville shouldn't, cause he is mean
Falkieri should cause he is an angel!

next question?

warmlips

 

[shynsexy]

Well. I can say who I wouldn't want to do either with ME, but... I don't make blanket rules.

I'm no fun. *Laughs.*

I SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO CYBER OR HAVE PHONE SEX

That better?

me too.. i should be outlawed....

Angel.. i love your av! original huh?