Who Should I Jerk Off To This Morning?

[Dietrich K.]

Hmmm?

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

I can't believe I didn't make it to this list.

 

[Dietrich K.]

I can't believe I didn't make it to this list.

Sorry ... you're just not my type of alcoholic stimulant.

 

[GreenEyedGodess]

I'm sure you'll think of something or someone. So I'll help you along, think about soft, smooth, creamy skin, long lustrous golden hair, and blazing green eyes.