Who is Dolf?

[pabloback]

when?

 

[blunt_trauma]

always

 

[pabloback]

glad to hear it

 

[RobDownSouth]

That pretty funny!

FYI: I am giving up. Spell check has officially changed your name to Rubdowns, I am going to run with it.

Remember that the next time your woman tells you how much she really enjoys rubdowns.

 

[PlasticBunny]

Well that ruined my "she is me" schtick.
I hate my phone. So. Much. Lag.

 

[unregistered]

 

[HoHoBomb]

She.

.

haha

only one thus far who can get into Stanford

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Dolf=busybody=laurel

 

[miles]

Dolf = one of my ATF avs.

 

[pinkstarfish]

she is who i would choose over llama.

 

[IndieSnob]

She's not as awesome as Andraste, I can tell you that right now.

 

[semen4her]

I wonder if she is a registered sex offender?

(too soon?)

 

[IndieSnob]

I wonder if she is a registered sex offender?

(too soon?)

Too soon after bumping your thread about it, yes.

 

[HB1965]

I know I'm gonna get rapped in the kisser for asking this, but as some of us haven't been on the GB since Lit was a .alt site:
Who is Dolf?
Why should we care who he/she/it is?
Why does Dolf get to be an option on so many polls?

Dolf is a goddess. She is the supreme being. The Queen of Lit. You have no hope of winning her favor.

She's endearing that way.

 

[trysail]

haha

only one thus far who can get into Stanford

There is but one god and her name is Dolf.

Thou shalt not worship false gods.

 

[eyer]

I know I'm gonna get rapped in the kisser for asking this, but as some of us haven't been on the GB since Lit was a .alt site:
Who is Dolf?
Why should we care who he/she/it is?
Why does Dolf get to be an option on so many polls?

You know that thread on the other LIT board where you play you're "Daddy" and talk ****** girls* unto your lap?

If you really want to find out for yourself who she is...

...try that with her.


[* = I would've included ****** boys there, too, but I wasn't sure you actually like them sitting on "Daddy's" lap since I couldn't make it very far at all through that thread after being linked to it - sorry.]

 

[butters]

dolf is - therefore she is.







but do fuck off with all the worshiping bull if you cut her she still bleeds. acid, but she still bleeds. you might need a long rope to tether her to earth right now, but she ain't no deity.

hiya dolf

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

dolf is shoes




now bow and pray

 

[butters]

dolf is shoes




now bow and pray

^ minion

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

^ minion

^^^^^^
Garlick


Blessed minion...

 

[butters]

^^^^^^
Garlick


Blessed minion...

ok, blessed minion. now go clean the rest of her shoes.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

ok, blessed minion. now go clean the rest of her shoes.

Humbly, m'lady...

 

[butters]

Humbly, m'lady...

^shoe-licker

ewwwww

 

[1sickbastard]

You know that thread on the other LIT board where you play you're "Daddy" and talk ****** girls* unto your lap?

If you really want to find out for yourself who she is...

...try that with her.


[* = I would've included ****** boys there, too, but I wasn't sure you actually like them sitting on "Daddy's" lap since I couldn't make it very far at all through that thread after being linked to it - sorry.]

I will. Thanks for the tip.