Who here wants me in their posse?

*Lazer*

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I can understand why yall don't like me. I kill more threads then anybody. I am not a twinkie. I don't post pictures of my bits and pieces on the BB. I think Sparky posts are like most hollywood sets, all facade and no substance. I also think posting pictures of freaky things is in very poor taste. Oh and to top it all off I think DCL is just a regular person and that Dillenger's posts are too long. Oh and I think Never is really nice but not Da Bomb. So is this why you don't like me?
You can answer I'm not armed and am not pro death penalty. I really am interested so hit me with your best shots kids.
 
lol ahhhh lazer we can be a posse.......we can be the intelligent, funny yet ignored group lol:p
 
Is posse short for possession? If so I want you.

But because you are intelligent, witty and don't post your bits and pieces in public. Oh, and cause you hold the best parts of Roger hostage.
 
Lazer:
"Oh and I think Never is really nice but not Da Bomb. "
You wound me to the quick!
Who started that Da Bomb thing anyway? Lazer, I'd ask you to be in my posse but it's only for me and besides, you don't post pictures of your naughty bits.
Other than that I think you're pretty skippy.
 
wellllllll i have to admit i appreciate cym's posts......it gives me some insight to something i really know nothing about:D :D
 
I don't think my bits and pieces are all that unusual but when DCL posts his I will post mine. Yeah Roger mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm drool mmmmmmmmmmmmmm I love that big Scottish biscuit.

But I digress, April you smell very lovely too. BTW are you overseas?

Never, I think you spend entirely too much time on your own. I know I do.

Merelan, I think since you and Hecate have Cheffie on a chain you both need to keep your lustful eyes off the ScottSquash.
 
Hey I own that little bit of Scottish flesh. Only lent him to you. Remember? Don't make me dredge that damn auction up.
 
Wait, I just looked and the thread said, "Who wants me in their pussy?"
I know it did..
 
I kill more threads....

This is your last reply. Repeat: This is your last reply. Repeat....
 
*Lazer* said:
I can understand why yall don't like me. I kill more threads then anybody. I am not a twinkie. I don't post pictures of my bits and pieces on the BB. I think Sparky posts are like most hollywood sets, all facade and no substance. I also think posting pictures of freaky things is in very poor taste. Oh and to top it all off I think DCL is just a regular person and that Dillenger's posts are too long. Oh and I think Never is really nice but not Da Bomb. So is this why you don't like me?
You can answer I'm not armed and am not pro death penalty. I really am interested so hit me with your best shots kids.

Agreed on Sparky...3rd rate philosopher, but still makes me spew coffe on the keyboard with some of his rants.

I'll never understand this whole twinkie thing. Sort of like N'Sync, I guess.

I hate seeing disgusting things with no warning. There should be a rule.

I too am guilty of skimming past a Dilly post, mostly because half the metaphysical philosophical stuff he posts is beyond my ability to digest. Gnufi Poppets, on the other hand, I understand perfectly.

Sorry, but Never is da Bomb.

I am armed and anti-death penalty.

As for DCL, I guess we just take him at his word. As long as he's entertaining I don't care if he's Saddam Hussein.

I do like you...especially your honesty.
 
yes i like that av alot....water is soothing, could live on the beach quite happily :D :D winter would be rough though lol
 
I don't have a posse, I'm more of a loner kinda woman...if I had one you'd be more than welcome to join. How about a hug instead?

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{BIG HUG}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
 
Geez you guys thanks but you coulda just flamed me. PC, I want to make sure now this isn't gratuitious patting on the head while you flick your cigar ashes in my hair is it?

April, I agree living on the Great Lakes is the best thing ever. I love reading on this bluff that overlooks the beach and watching the sailboats. Hearing the sounds of the waves. Is there anything as awesome as Lake Superior when it storms? I have to see and hear the lake or something in me just kind of crys quietly for its peace.

Hey thanks Pacific Blue. I can always use a hug.

Never, you have pussy on the brain babe. Not that I blame ya. Would it excite you if I told you when I was twelve my girlfriend and I used to make out all the time?

Merelan, babe you ain't never getting the scotstud back hon. Sorry.................NOT:p

Willfulbrat, thanks I trip a lot so you might want to rethink that offer oh and I giggle like a fool when I am nervous.

Desert Amazon, even in a group I would be myself, hell my family voted me out of it cause of that trait. :cool:
 
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Lazer:
"Never, you have pussy on the brain babe. Not that I blame ya. Would it excite you if I told you when I was twelve my girlfriend and I used to make out all the time?"

:( Probably.
 
sorry I had to continue on in another posting

Cym, hon I was not referring to your pierceings or other abcdef stuff. You always clearly label your postings and I appreciate it. I was talking about pictures of deformed babies and stuff posted for a cheap laugh. I see these things in my line of work birth defects and such. I know it is one of the reasons people don't like me. I guess it is just that I have seen how it can hurt someone needlessly for something beyound their control.

Shadowsource, babe there is no way you can kill this thread but thanks for trying. :D
 
*Lazer* said:
Geez you guys thanks but you coulda just flamed me. PC, I want to make sure now this isn't gratuitious patting on the head while you flick your cigar ashes in my hair is it?


No way hon, If there's one thing I am it's honest. Tactless at times, but always honest.

Just think of it as the beginning of the kinder gentler PC.

:p
 
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