Who has Masturbated

[Lasz]

Who else has masturbated today?

THERE! Fixed the spelling mistake!

 

[Stout chap]

Who is Master Bates and how did you meet him?

 

[Kitte]

Not me..I dont masterbate...Occasionally if the urge hits I will Masturbate.

Sorry feeling a little bratty today.

 

[marksgirl]

Who is Master Bates and how did you meet him?

Why I meet him on here

 

[Stout chap]

I masticated approximately ten gallons of semen today, if that helps.

 

[Lasz]

I wonder if they called Norman Bates. Master Bates at his hotel.

 

[Stout chap]

You must be Wayne King's brother Joe.

 

[Lasz]

You must be Wayne King's brother Joe.

I have no idea who that is.

I do know of a group called "ugly kid joe" they are from the early 90s

 

[Lasz]

Not me..I dont masterbate...Occasionally if the urge hits I will Masturbate.

Sorry feeling a little bratty today.

Rats! and all this time I thought they taught me how to spell all the important words in elementry school!

 

[Ginny]

nope...no orgasm so far today.....

 

[re_Mark_s]

Who has Masturbated ?

Mentally I haven't stopped .

 

[BgMma]

I did, at exactly 12:25 in the am

 

[Cristalyn]

I haven't masturbated today. But I did have an orgasm.

 

[J.B.]

Today?

No not today. But Last night I did like 3 times so does that balance it out? Besides, I fully plan to when I get home so there...

 

[tortoise]

I masticated approximately ten gallons of semen today, if that helps.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but semen generally should not be so viscous as to require mastication. It would appear that you are the recipient of adulterated goods. I would have a word with your semen supplier, toot suite.

 

[Soblue]

nope...no orgasm so far today.....

Are you feeling ok girl? Can I get you something? An aspirin, a flu shot? A porno?

 

[teddybear4play]

Who else has masturbated today?

Well, if I did, I'm certainly not telling you.

Sorry, man.

TB4p

 

[I'mVan]

I masticated approximately ten gallons of semen today, if that helps.

10 freaking gallons? Dear god man, that is worthy of some serious bukake(sp?) fottage. Though I shudder to think of the chunky bits that may have required chewing.

 

[penguindance]

 

[slowfingers1]

Re: Re: Who has Masturbated

Who HASN'T?

I had to be in school at 7:40 this morning, work at 10, and I'm on lunch break now.. I havent

 

[I'mVan]

Re: Re: Who has Masturbated

Who HASN'T?

me

 

[gridiron]

Yes..

Once before I went to bed - 1 AM..

Once when I woke-up - 10 AM..

And.. Once when I got home from classes - 2:30 PM..

So three times today - so far..

 

[mokum13]

Pretty sure i will do it within 1 1/2 hour

 

[peachykeen]

Who else has masturbated today?

doesn't everybody else do this first thing in the morning before getting out of bed?

 

[I'mVan]

Re: Re: Who has Masturbated

doesn't everybody else do this first thing in the morning before getting out of bed?

Um, can you come and live in my house now?