Who Done It? You can figure it out, some cant!

[busybody..]

Now remember, this is a partial list!



One does not have to be a genius to figure this one out.
Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following Multiple Choice test. (The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened! Do you remember?)

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, Israeli athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
a. Olga Corbitt
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kid
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted to a crash by the passengers. Thousands of decent people from many countries were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonny and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

Nope, .........I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us and other peace loving Westerners, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former Governors.

Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and other dunder headed attorneys along with Federal Justices and the rest of the politically correct crowd that want to thwart common sense feel doubly ashamed of themselves.
As the writer of the award winning story Forrest Gump so aptly put it, "Stupid is as stupid does!"

 

[Freya]

I pick a) for numbers 8 and 9. Richard Simmons and Mr Rogers always creeped me out.

 

[sunstruck]

Ok, so I feel like playing with the inmates today.

Busybody, please tell me what America means to you in 10 sentences or less. What do you think this country stands for? What is our core?

 

[Angel]

Lets build camps and lock up all of the male Muslim American citizens in them.

 

[sexy-girl]

i think the world would be a beautiful place if the only violence that ever happened was the violence committed by muslim extremists

 

[sunstruck]

Lets build camps and lock up all of the male Muslim American citizens in them.

We did that with the Japanese. How about mass slaughter? Why go through the stages when you can jump right to the point?

 

[Angel]

We did that with the Japanese.

Yes. I find it quite amazing that we never learned that while studying the war in High School. We were taught it in college though. Amazing.

How about mass slaughter?

That would be WRONG!

 

[Pagliacci]

Lets build camps and lock up all of the male Muslim American citizens in them.

But their women and children are indoctrinated as well.

Why should the government and ultimately the taxpayer pay for the camps ?

I mean there's a viable solution that has been tried some 60 years ago,the blueprints for those camps still exist and think of how much more efficient we'll be now with todays technology,we just switch the target around.



*edited for spelling*

 

[sexy-girl]

what would you do though when you had built the camps and put the muslims in there you couldn't keep them there forever you'd have to get rid of them somehow ?

i think a austrian had an idea about that

 

[Angel]

Can I introduce you all to sarcasm? Jeez.

 

[roxanne69]

Why are you all so obsessed with the holocaust?? No one here mentioned camps.

 

[Pagliacci]

Can I introduce you to sarcasm?

No reason,I know you were sarcastic,I just spun on off your sarcasm.

 

[Angel]

Why are you all so obsessed with the holocaust?? No one here mentioned camps.

Nobody mentioned the holocaust. I mentioned camps and was referring to what we did to the Japanese.

Thanks.

 

[busybody..]

DUMBstruck

The right to be who you want to be

What you want to be

Everything you want to be

Nothing, if you dont want to be

But follow the laws of the country

Though you can change the laws, if enough people agree with you

And......rightly or wrongly, the one country that can make certain this is gtd in most or some places

The one place most aspire to be

The one place so many feel the need to piss on

BECAUSE THEY CAN WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE

(and if I had an 11th sentence)

Without consequence, because everyone knows we will bail you out when you get in trouble.......regardless on how you piss on us!

 

[sexy-girl]

Can I introduce you all to sarcasm? Jeez.

we got it ... we were being sarcastic too ... i think we saw your idea of the sarcasm and just took it along to show people how few steps it is between racially profiling muslims on borders to what hitler did

 

[Angel]

No reason,I know you were sarcastic,I just spun on off your sarcasm.

I wasn't sure if everyone realized I was being sarcastic.

 

[Pagliacci]

Why are you all so obsessed with the holocaust?? No one here mentioned camps.

Do you want me to dig out that quote you made about how all Arabs are and have been our enemies before there even was such a thing as organized religion ?

What does one usually do with enemies ?
I'll give you multiple choice:
1:Give them everything they want
2:combat them to the best of your abilities
3:ignore them and let them do their own thing

 

[Freya]

I wasn't sure if everyone realized I was being sarcastic.

Are you ever anything but?

 

[Dantetier]

Of course... we'll not mention the Crusades, the Salem Witch trials, the Spanish Inquisition....









NOBODY Expects the Spanish Inquisition!

 

[Dantetier]

Freya, I am in awe of your new tag

 

[Angel]

Are you ever anything but?

I am sweet and kind.


And hungry. Gotta run for lunch

 

[Guest]

Now remember, this is a partial list!



One does not have to be a genius to figure this one out.
Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following Multiple Choice test. (The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened! Do you remember?)

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, Israeli athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
a. Olga Corbitt

2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
b. Elvis

3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
b. The King of Sweden

4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
c. Geraldo Rivera

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs

6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kid

7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
b. The Tooth Fairy

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
c. Michael Jordan

9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems

10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted to a crash by the passengers. Thousands of decent people from many countries were killed by:
c. Mr. Bean

11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron

12. In 2002 Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonny and Clyde

 

[Freya]

Freya, I am in awe of your new tag

Tag?


CV - how dare you? Mr Bean would never do such a thing!

Enjoy your lunch Angel.

 

[sunstruck]

Re: DUMBstruck

The right to be who you want to be

What you want to be

Everything you want to be

Nothing, if you dont want to be

The one place so many feel the need to piss on

BECAUSE THEY CAN WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE

Unless you're Muslim. That's pretty much what you're saying right?

 

[Dantetier]

Sorry Freya... Tag = AV... I used different board lingo