Who do you wanna fuck right now?

[BedtimeStories]

Alright then, *rummaging around in the pantry* Where did I put those restraints???

Woohoo!

 

[cndallas]

Now what do they have that I don't? (Besides four boobs, of course! )

Baby, they got nothing on you!

 

[fogbank]

Alright then, *rummaging around in the pantry* Where did I put those restraints???

Yeah, umm... Zooey and Emily and I might have rearranged the pantry a bit when we were looking for the condensed milk earlier. Sorry!

 

[bvoltaire]

Hey baby, cum here often? Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

mmm..you know i would!

 

[BedtimeStories]

Baby, they got nothing on you!

Awwww. I can always count on you to stroke my ego.

 

[BedtimeStories]

Hey baby, cum here often? Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

mmm..you know i would!

Any other cheesy pick up lines that don't work on women but probably would on men?

 

[cndallas]

Awwww. I can always count on you to stroke my ego.

He, he, he. That and that pretty kitty of your's.

 

[BedtimeStories]

He, he, he. That and that pretty kitty of your's.

Mmmmmm...

 

[Saucyminx]

Yeah, umm... Zooey and Emily and I might have rearranged the pantry a bit when we were looking for the condensed milk earlier. Sorry!

Oh, yeah, I know. That is why I was looking for 4 pairs of restraints.

And then i'm taking you all to Hershey Park. I'm not totally heartless!

 

[fogbank]

Oh, yeah, I know. That is why I was looking for 4 pairs of restraints.

And then i'm taking you all to Hershey Park. I'm not totally heartless!

YAY!!! Just for that I'll help clean up (get's down on hands and knees and starts scrubbing)

 

[Saucyminx]

YAY!!! Just for that I'll help clean up (get's down on hands and knees and starts scrubbing)

 

[BedtimeStories]

*Shaking fanny in a mocking manner*

 

[Saucyminx]

*Shaking fanny in a mocking manner*

*ignoring mocking behavior and holding out Hershey's chocolate bar*

 

[BedtimeStories]

That must be for FB! I don't succumb so easily!

 

[bvoltaire]

*Shaking fanny in a mocking manner*

mmm..trying to make me hungry?

 

[BedtimeStories]

Only if you satiate your hunger through spankings!

 

[sirhugs]

is there a story idea lurking anywhere nearby?

 

[BedtimeStories]

A BDSM tale involving a few people hanging out in a posh kitchen pantry.

 

[sirhugs]

A BDSM tale involving a few people hanging out in a posh kitchen pantry.

one trussed up like a turkey?

 

[BedtimeStories]

You'd have to ask Minx. I'm only the sub.

 

[cndallas]

Mmmmmm...

How about a threesome with her?

 

[HornyHenry]

Golfers I'd like to...

I'd like to:
Grab Annika by the ankles and stam her hard and long 'til she's sore,
Gulp Natalie Gulbis,
Cream on Paula Creamer,
Play roughhouse with Jennifer Rosales,
Jam Jan Stevenson,
Get a BJ from AJ Eathorne,
Lick Candy Kung,
Kiss Kelli Kuehne.

And Michelle Wie - no, no sexual requests of the 15 year old. But I predict she will be the first woman to win a men's tournament! She was third in driving distance for the LPGA tournament at 285 yards, finished second, and has a great game.

 

[Saucyminx]

one trussed up like a turkey?

Apparently only if the Hershey bar had worked as bait, which it didn't.

 

[Saucyminx]

You'd have to ask Minx. I'm only the sub.

And quite a sassy one at that.


Right now--my husband, and I think I will go do that presently.

 

[sirhugs]

I'd like to:
Grab Annika by the ankles and stam her hard and long 'til she's sore,
Gulp Natalie Gulbis,
Cream on Paula Creamer,
Play roughhouse with Jennifer Rosales,
Jam Jan Stevenson,
Get a BJ from AJ Eathorne,
Lick Candy Kung,
Kiss Kelli Kuehne.

And Michelle Wie - no, no sexual requests of the 15 year old. But I predict she will be the first woman to win a men's tournament! She was third in driving distance for the LPGA tournament at 285 yards, finished second, and has a great game.

sounds like a sexy steam room romp story to me.