White shoes and bananas

I can't remember if I've shared this story, but I used to work in a video shop, and had the late shift one day a week. We were miles from decent food, so I always took my own. One day I had my back to the counter doing something, but with my other hand I was eating a banana. I heard someone at the counter and turned around, not thinking about the fact that I was stuffing a banana into my mouth ... until I saw this guy who, of course, was standing there with a pile of porn.

I seriously don't know who was more embarrassed.
 
This is freaking gold! Can you imagine the pitch ... 'So she'll be naked, and there'll be bananas all over the floor ... because, you know, innuendo. But we have to explain the bananas somehow, so there's a monkey.'
The shoes were obviously a late addition by the intern in the Costume/Props Dept.

I'm still a little unnerved by that monkey sitting in the toilet.



I don't know why, but I feel those dancing feet belong to the guy messing with the banana.
 
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