Whipped cream

[1410gsr]

Ladies where do you like whipped
Cream placed on your body during sex? And how do you like it eaten, licked sucked off? And where do you like placing it on your man? And do you like to get it off?

 

[1410gsr]

*how do you like to get it off?

 

[Athalia]

Ladies where do you like whipped
Cream placed on your body during sex? And how do you like it eaten, licked sucked off? And where do you like placing it on your man? And do you like to get it off?

I wrote a story about that very subject:

http://www.literotica.com/s/hot-tub-and-whipped-cream

Enjoy!

 

[1410gsr]

Great story

 

[Saxon Stonedyke]

A related chuckle:

One of my exes had me all spread out and was about to apply the whipped cream. She was shaking the can vigorously when her finger hit the nozzle a bit too hard and whipped cream shot out nearly to the ceiling. Her comment had me in tears I laughed so hard she said "Whoops premature creamalation!"

 

[NippleMuncher]

A related chuckle:

One of my exes had me all spread out and was about to apply the whipped cream. She was shaking the can vigorously when her finger hit the nozzle a bit too hard and whipped cream shot out nearly to the ceiling. Her comment had me in tears I laughed so hard she said "Whoops premature creamalation!"

I had a similar experience. The evening was a blur of laughter and frivolous sex! It was probably the most "fun" sex I've ever had.

 

[Athalia]

Great story

Thanks!

 

[satindesire]

Ladies where do you like whipped
Cream placed on your body during sex? And how do you like it eaten, licked sucked off? And where do you like placing it on your man? And do you like to get it off?

Not anywhere near any genitals. First class ticket to Yeast Infection City, thanks.

 

[djyak]

To be honest, I'm not a fan of whipped cream on me. Chocalate is ok though! The painting kind. I prefer to put the whipped cream and lick it off of him.

tifani

 

[Eilan]

Not a fan of mixing food with my sex. Who needs the extra calories?

 

[1410gsr]

Yes good call, but sex burns calories so why worry?

 

[Christopher2012]

Not anywhere near any genitals. First class ticket to Yeast Infection City, thanks.

So we can't make a dessert dish in your vagina? Da fuck? Glad you're not my girlfriend.

 

[satindesire]

So we can't make a dessert dish in your vagina? Da fuck? Glad you're not my girlfriend.

I'm down for a salad tossing, but you can keep your fruits and chocolates for your Edible Arrangement.

That shit's prettier as a centerpiece anyway.

 

[Christopher2012]

I'm down for a salad tossing, but you can keep your fruits and chocolates for your Edible Arrangement.

That shit's prettier as a centerpiece anyway.

Mental Note: Anything brown that I uncover while tossing satin's salad is NOT chocolate.

Thanks.

 

[satindesire]

Mental Note: Anything brown that I uncover while tossing satin's salad is NOT chocolate.

Thanks.

You'll recognize it by the smell of strawberry soft serve and unicorn laughter.

 

[Christopher2012]

You'll recognize it by the smell of strawberry soft serve and unicorn laughter.

Will it give me the euphoric high of heroin, too? Because it better.

On a side note, I found out today that I have pneumonia. They gave me two shots right in each ass cheek. The good news is that the PA was SUPER cute. The bad news is that she got a not-so-great-looking assistant to pull my pants down.

And they gave me codeine for the horrible cough. (For those of you who don't know) Since codeine is metabolized into morphine, I was expecting to feel good after a 2-tsp dose. But nada.

'sigh' The only thing that could have possibly been cool about getting pneumo. haha! jk

 

[NippleMuncher]

Great story

X2!

I wanted to crawl into that hot tub with you!

 

[NippleMuncher]

You'll recognize it by the smell of strawberry soft serve and unicorn laughter.

I have no idea what the hell you just said, but it was funny!!!!

 

[Miles Long]

Was this thread planted by the Whipped Cream Industry? Hmmm...

 

[Saxon Stonedyke]

Not anywhere near any genitals. First class ticket to Yeast Infection City, thanks.

A little dab in that hallow between ankle bone and heel, another behind the knee, the inside of the wrist. the bend of the arm at the elbow and.. nipples!

It's all about playing with texture and that hot tongue/cold creamy sensation. I'd probably run out of cream before I got to the genitals but then I'm a wicked tease.

They also make special whipped cream just for bedroom play that does not contain sugar. Last can I bought was called Pussy Whip of all things...

 

[Sistinas74]

Traditional whipped cream or whipahol?

I had a smelly experience with whipped cream, it sort of soured after a time of body smushing. That was a bit of a turn off. Otherwise, using other whipped creams meant for sexy fun that aren't of the dairy kind are great! Makes for some very tasty foreplay!