*whine*

[seXieleXie]

i hate school. i hate being broke. i hate being sick. i hate headaches. i hate meetings. i hate papers. i hate being tired. i hate tests.

*whimper*

sorry, i had to get it out. i'll go now.

 

[riff]

~licks your anus~

Feel better?

 

[KillerMuffin]

*evilsnuggles lexie*

Just a few more weeks, buddy bear.

 

[MissTaken]

*sweet hug and tender kisses*


HOw about a massage?

 

[Mellon Collie]

Feel better lexie.

 

[Dillinger]

I hate being sick. I hate travelling to a nice friendly warm city and not being able to go out and do anything.


We all get to whine here, right? *smile*

 

[riff]

In a month, I will have nothing but time. I haven't done shrooms since I was at FSU.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Wanna share a bowl of Lucky Charms?

 

[lavender]

 

[Mellon Collie]

I Lucky Charms.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I offered sacred sexuality.

I think she's beyond the point of no return.

 

[Dillinger]

If I get lucky, I'll stop whining.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Everybody wants my marshmallows. Shit.

 

[Mellon Collie]

I'll take some of that sacred sexuality if it's still being offered.

She said she'd like for me to have it.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Well, all right. I guess that would be okay.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Score!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

*Buys Lexie a drink*

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Score!

I'm still a little miffed at you for leaving me high-and-dry in Philly waiting for the clown, and for your discrimination against penises of color.

 

[MissVictoria]

*hugs*

 

[Mellon Collie]

No, just penises of the burnt sienna persuasion, I swear.

And I did not leave you high and dry in Philly, I think we had a miscommunication and went to two different bells. There is a fake liberty bell monument in some small city somewhere between here and Scranton. I must have been at that one. Sorry.

 

[rexfelis]

*hugs*

Ok, now, how about a good hard fuck?

 

[kotori]

And I did not leave you high and dry in Philly, I think we had a miscommunication and went to two different bells. There is a fake liberty bell monument in some small city somewhere between here and Scranton. I must have been at that one. Sorry.

This woman knows her way around.

It [the Liberty Bell] was temporarily removed to Allentown, Penna., during the threat of British invasion of Philadelphia, and subsequently returned in the summer of 1778.

From http://www.fourth-of-july-celebrations.com/html/liberty_bell.html

 

[Mellon Collie]

What can I say?

I'm obviously this super cool genius chick who is destined to teach at el Alma Mater among other things.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I think he meant you've been around the block a few times. *ahem*

 

[Mellon Collie]

That's it, no back rubbing for you mister!