Whine Whine Whimper Whimper Moan Moan

[Eumenides]

Can someone PLEASE give me a foot massage?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Absolutely, but only after you soak in a nice hot bubble bath, surrounded by lit candles, with a glass of wine and cigarettes within reach.

 

[Eumenides]

Absolutely, but only after you soak in a nice hot bubble bath, surrounded by lit candles, with a glass of wine and cigarettes within reach.

Wow! You sure do drive a hard bargain.

*slipping into the tub*

 

[Guest]

Your AV is gorgeous, I'm sorry. I always think I don't have bi tendencies, then I see something like your AV - Yum!

 

[Nora]

Nope. Feet are icky.

Now, if you want a back rub, I'm your gal!

 

[Eumenides]

Your AV is gorgeous, I'm sorry. I always think I don't have bi tendencies, then I see something like your AV - Yum!

So does that mean you'll rub my feet? I have a one track mind...sorry...

But thanks, really...

 

[Ham Murabi]

Can someone PLEASE give me a foot massage?

I haven't been very good at foot massages since I lost both thumbs in a tragic accident involving a mountain goat, coarse rope and WD-40.

 

[Eumenides]

Nope. Feet are icky.

Now, if you want a back rub, I'm your gal!

But my back doesn't hurt! *whimper*

 

[Guest]

So does that mean you'll rub my feet? I have a one track mind...sorry...

But thanks, really...

Yes - I'll rub your, er, feet. Of course!!

 

[Eumenides]

Re: Re: Whine Whine Whimper Whimper Moan Moan

I haven't been very good at foot massages since I lost both thumbs in a tragic accident involving a mountain goat, coarse rope and WD-40.

Well, maybe something that wouldn't require thumb action...i'm at a loss.

 

[Ham Murabi]

Re: Re: Re: Whine Whine Whimper Whimper Moan Moan

Well, maybe something that wouldn't require thumb action...i'm at a loss.

Well, I am learning clogging. That's a clunky kind of dancing, but I don't think it would feel good on your feet.
Come to think of it, clogging makes my feet hurt.