While lurking, I have seen a lot of people saying "Bite me"

[millennium_bard]

Or something similar.

Since I was in a strange mood anyway tonight, I went ahead and put this together.

I hope it gets a grin out of you.

http://motorcyclemaniac2004.50megs.com/buttbite.htm

 

[Lisa Denton]

Very nice.

 

[shereads]

Welcome, newbie. Bite us.

I mean that in a good way.

Or something similar.

Since I was in a strange mood anyway tonight, I went ahead and put this together.

I hope it gets a grin out of you.

http://motorcyclemaniac2004.50megs.com/buttbite.htm

 

[Guest]

Buffy!

 

[Goldie Munro]

[B I hope it gets a grin out of you.

I sure did!!

xx

 

[pop_54]

Ok so suck me

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

One good bite . . . .

 

[Guest]

Buffy!

Spike!

Pops!

Eat me.

Perdita

 

[ABSTRUSE]

This thread bites.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

This thread bites.

It SUCKS canal water.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It SUCKS canal water.

At least it doesn't break wind.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Motorcycle Maniac, huh?

Just how maniacal are we talking?



~lucky

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... Just how maniacal are we talking?...

Not very! The Pussy drinks Bud Light!

 

[millennium_bard]

Maniacal enough to have made (and won) a stupid bet about riding my bike buck naked completely around Omaha (on the interstate loop) at 3 AM on the 4th of July this year.

Oh, and having sex on a motorcycle is possible while it is moving.
But both people have to have great balance, and let the vibrations of the engine do all the work.

Maybe that's why more and more ladies are riding Harleys these days?

 

[millennium_bard]

Not very! The Pussy drinks Bud Light!

LOL the Bud Light would have to be for the cat. No way would I drink that watered down piss.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

LOL the Bud Light would have to be for the cat. No way would I drink that watered down piss.

That's what I like to hear, a real beer drinker!!!!
Cheers mate

 

[Black Tulip]

Motorcycle Maniac, huh?

Just how maniacal are we talking?



~lucky

Lucky, sweetie,

Do we need to bring out the restraints yet?



Oh, and hi Bard, I read and voted your poem. Very nice.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Lucky, sweetie,

Do we need to bring out the restraints yet?



Oh, and hi Bard, I read and voted your poem. Very nice.

Hey, Good Lookin'!

I'm normally not the one that needs to be restrained, but if he's got a fast motorcycle then it may be necessary.



*rowr*

'Course the fun normally comes to a screeching halt when they find out that I'm nobody's bitch and prefer to do the driving myself.

*le sigh*

~lucky

 

[millennium_bard]

Hey, Good Lookin'!

I'm normally not the one that needs to be restrained, but if he's got a fast motorcycle then it may be necessary.



*rowr*

'Course the fun normally comes to a screeching halt when they find out that I'm nobody's bitch and prefer to do the driving myself.

*le sigh*

~lucky

LOL That's why I have 2 bikes.

I like a woman who can hold her own on the road beside me

 

[Black Tulip]

Oh, Lord, now the party will start for real.

I'm out of here. LOL

Night, night.

 

[millennium_bard]

Actually my girlfriend rides along beside me all the time.
Once she got a taste of driving her own scoot she never looked back.

The only time she rides my bike with me is when we are attending to, ummm, special activities on some deserted stretch of road at night.

It was her idea for me to pick up the 2002 Sportster so that we would have a spare in case one of our regular bikes was down for some reason.

She's reading this thread on her own computer and having a lot of fun with it.
She doesn't post here yet, mostly just reads the threads and the varios stories and poems of people she finds interesting.
But she is working on a story of her own to submit.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

LOL That's why I have 2 bikes.

I like a woman who can hold her own on the road beside me

Hold my own?

It's rare that I lose, but I love a good challenge.

Actually my girlfriend rides along beside me all the time.
Once she got a taste of driving her own scoot she never looked back.

The only time she rides my bike with me is when we are attending to, ummm, special activities on some deserted stretch of road at night.

It was her idea for me to pick up the 2002 Sportster so that we would have a spare in case one of our regular bikes was down for some reason.

She's reading this thread on her own computer and having a lot of fun with it.
She doesn't post here yet, mostly just reads the threads and the varios stories and poems of people she finds interesting.
But she is working on a story of her own to submit.

She's a KEEPER!

I agree with two-wheeled physical fun on deserted roads! Love it so much, I had to write a sexy story here about chicks and bikes. *apologies for the shameless plug*

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... driving her own scoot she never looked back....

http://www.jokery.com/photos/pics/152.jpg

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Hold my own?

It's rare that I lose, but I love a good challenge.

She's a KEEPER!

I agree with two-wheeled physical fun on deserted roads! Love it so much, I had to write a sexy story here about chicks and bikes. *apologies for the shameless plug*

Seconding the shameless plug! Bard, if your girl hasn't read it yet, she needs to. And you need to be around to take care of her after.

*pant pant*

 

[Lisa Denton]

Actually my girlfriend rides along beside me all the time.
Once she got a taste of driving her own scoot she never looked back.

The only time she rides my bike with me is when we are attending to, ummm, special activities on some deserted stretch of road at night.

It was her idea for me to pick up the 2002 Sportster so that we would have a spare in case one of our regular bikes was down for some reason.

She's reading this thread on her own computer and having a lot of fun with it.
She doesn't post here yet, mostly just reads the threads and the varios stories and poems of people she finds interesting.
But she is working on a story of her own to submit.

Bud lite? Sportster? Come on Bard, you need a real woman who drinks straight tequila, swallows the worm and kicks pussy sportsters over before she wraps her legs around a big hog.