While I was out in the yard today naked sunbathing...

[Saint_Ann]

...two turkey vultures and a bald eagle began circling above me. I started wiggling my arms and legs and eventually they flew off in different directions.

Or it was a hallucination. I'm not sure.

 

[Purple_guy19]

Saint Ann I am glad they didn’t bother you.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Saint Ann I am glad they didn’t bother you.

Or eat me.

 

[Purple_guy19]

I’m glad they didn’t eat you either.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I was lying there like in all the old cowboy movies without the arrow in my gut, while the buzzards circle overhead waiting to die in the desert sun.

 

[Purple_guy19]

I was lying there like in all the old cowboy movies without the arrow in my gut, while the buzzards circle overhead waiting to die in the desert sun.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I didn't know eagles and buzzards hung out. Gliding on the thermals would be a pleasant way to spend the day, nude not quite carrion included, tho from 500 feet my bits might seem a trifle. "Oh crap. She's still wiggling."