Which superhero would be the best fuck?

[ms_ann_thrope]

I've always thought Supergirl was attractive. Maybe it's the blonde hair. If I were switching sides, she's my superchoice.

 

[lovecraft68]

Mystique from the X-men.

Why? Because she can change into anyone. One night she could be Jenna Jameson, the next the night girl next door. Hell she could change in the middle of sex. Anyone, anytime.

For that, she gets my vote.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Mystique from the X-men.

Why? Because she can change into anyone. One night she could be Jenna Jameson, the next the night girl next door. Hell she could change in the middle of sex. Anyone, anytime.

For that, she gets my vote.

What if she turned into a dude?

 

[Sean Renaud]

Or a Rhino!

 

[blue_pearl_85]

Green Lantern. How is this even a question?

 

[Aquagal]

Stretch Armstrong. He could fuck and lick at the same time.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Green Lantern. How is this even a question?

Because that's not a character. Silly non-comic reading people.

 

[lovecraft68]

What if she turned into a dude?

Then she could fuck my wife, I mean no reason for me to have all the fun.

Actually when I think about this what I could see happening is after awhile starting to get to the point it would be "Hey, how about the Wendy's girl?"

 

[lovecraft68]

Or a Rhino!

Whatever floats your boat, but on this site she would have to be a "were-Rhino" to avoid bestiality

 

[lovecraft68]

Because that's not a character. Silly non-comic reading people.

Green Lantern isn't a comic book character?

I'm pretty sure he is. In fact if you're into group sex you could invite the Green lantern Corps

 

[phrodeau]

Then she could fuck my wife, I mean no reason for me to have all the fun.

Actually when I think about this what I could see happening is after awhile starting to get to the point it would be "Hey, how about the Wendy's girl?"

It could get worse.

 

[McKenna]

Thor. All that raging, passionate, Viking-ness = HOT!

Of course, I'd want a Chris Hemsworth Thor, because he's 6'4"of ohmygod dreamy fap material, and why the fuck not?!

 

[Sean Renaud]

Whatever floats your boat, but on this site she would have to be a "were-Rhino" to avoid bestiality

Actually on this site Mystique would probably automatically qualify as a "were-Rhino" because that's exactly what she is. A shape shifter, her current form doesn't matter in the least. It's the same reason why slapping a horn on a horse makes it legal according to the rules.

Green Lantern isn't a comic book character?

I'm pretty sure he is. In fact if you're into group sex you could invite the Green lantern Corps

Nope, Green Lantern as you rightfully point out is a title. Hal Jordon, Guy Gardner, John Stewart and (one guy who's name I forget) all qualify and that's if you're only counting the ones based on earth/our quadrant. I assume she doesn't mean pre-fall Sinestro or Killawatt. So no Green Lantern is not a character.

 

[lovecraft68]

Actually on this site Mystique would probably automatically qualify as a "were-Rhino" because that's exactly what she is. A shape shifter, her current form doesn't matter in the least. It's the same reason why slapping a horn on a horse makes it legal according to the rules.



Nope, Green Lantern as you rightfully point out is a title. Hal Jordon, Guy Gardner, John Stewart and (one guy who's name I forget) all qualify and that's if you're only counting the ones based on earth/our quadrant. I assume she doesn't mean pre-fall Sinestro or Killawatt. So no Green Lantern is not a character.

Alan Scott was the original Green lantern back in the 40's, maybe that is who you're thinking of.

Pre-fall Sinestro? Jeez man, you're giving flashbacks of when I had the Comic Book Store.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I thought you were right for a second, and you are about who the original was, but I was thinking that kid Kyle Raynor.

Hey, if she like so many others has only seen the movie she may only be familar with pre-fall Sinestro. Speaking of I need to find and kill the man who decided to make the first movie about Paralax not Sinestro or possibly Star Saphire if he was feeling ballsy. I mean what next? A reboot of Batman that starts with Barbara in a wheel chair?!

 

[WeedSmoke420]

super woman

 

[lovecraft68]

I thought you were right for a second, and you are about who the original was, but I was thinking that kid Kyle Raynor.

Hey, if she like so many others has only seen the movie she may only be familar with pre-fall Sinestro. Speaking of I need to find and kill the man who decided to make the first movie about Paralax not Sinestro or possibly Star Saphire if he was feeling ballsy. I mean what next? A reboot of Batman that starts with Barbara in a wheel chair?!

Raynor! They all blend together. Yhat asshole Guy Gardner was the one I could never stand.

And yes Sinestro would have made sense. Then again, they went backwards with Spiderman using the Goblin when the first villain he actually fought in the comic was the Vulture (issue#2)

On the topic of super heroes we would fuck when I was a kid I once had a wet dream about Starfire and her evil sister Blackfire from the Teen Titans.

 

[gardenia19]

*sigh* Chris Hemsworth. Truly a god amongst men.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Raynor! They all blend together. Yhat asshole Guy Gardner was the one I could never stand.

And yes Sinestro would have made sense. Then again, they went backwards with Spiderman using the Goblin when the first villain he actually fought in the comic was the Vulture (issue#2)

On the topic of super heroes we would fuck when I was a kid I once had a wet dream about Starfire and her evil sister Blackfire from the Teen Titans.

Yeah Gardner's the dick, Raynor's the kid.

Spiderman isn't REALLY going backward to Goblin though just like Joker wasn't Batman's first but he's far and away the best known. Sinestro is really the only Green Lantern villian non nerds recognize, cept MAYBE Star Sapphire.

That's probably part of what's holding up a Wonder Woman movie or show, she has zero recognizable villains, though I'd love to watch a movie with Hercules as a mysogynist trying to enslave the Amazons just to hear the public bitch.

 

[devinity7]

A George Clooney or a Christian Bale Batman

 

[BotanyBoy]

Psylocke....

 

[blue_pearl_85]

Green Lantern isn't a comic book character?

I'm pretty sure he is. In fact if you're into group sex you could invite the Green lantern Corps

I think s/he is being pedantic and pointing out that Green Lantern is a position held by multiple people and aliens. But, then again, there have been multiple Batmen, Robins, and, hell, there are multiple Supermen in various dimensions.

Green Lantern.

The only one who MIGHT have a chance to exceed that would be Professor X, or the bearer of the Infinity Gauntlet if they can use their mind powers for direct-to-brain pervyness.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Batman it's obvious who you're talking about, same with Batgirl. I'd probably ask if you mentioned Robin since at this point that isn't really specific enough with two that are well known and I three more that aren't.

The four Green Lanterns however are all roughly equally well known.

 

[lovecraft68]

Yeah Gardner's the dick, Raynor's the kid.

Spiderman isn't REALLY going backward to Goblin though just like Joker wasn't Batman's first but he's far and away the best known. Sinestro is really the only Green Lantern villian non nerds recognize, cept MAYBE Star Sapphire.

That's probably part of what's holding up a Wonder Woman movie or show, she has zero recognizable villains, though I'd love to watch a movie with Hercules as a mysogynist trying to enslave the Amazons just to hear the public bitch.

Hmm, I don't know about WW. Cheetah is her arch nemesis and although not well known like Joker/Goblin etc... the popularity of "were" type creatures could make her interesting. Granted not the hokey 40's version, but this modern version

 

[blue_pearl_85]

Batman it's obvious who you're talking about, same with Batgirl. I'd probably ask if you mentioned Robin since at this point that isn't really specific enough with two that are well known and I three more that aren't.

The four Green Lanterns however are all roughly equally well known.

There are more than four Green Lanterns. But the point is that any of the Green Lanterns are *clearly* the most physically talented sexbots. They can turn their will into things that Mystique can't possibly mimic.

There are scads across the cosmos. Duh. Call me a non-comic book reader again, dink.