Which is Worse

[Dillinger]

I found this website - http://www.whichisworse.com/

There are a number of questions - you get 2 choices - and you have to pick which is worse - then you get to see the results, percentage, of how everyone voted.

For example:

Which is worse?
Spending eternity with someone you hate ?
Spending eternity completely and utterly alone ?

Which is worse?
Your mom showing off her cleavage ?
Your dad showing off his butt crack ?

Which is worse?
Having to bite down on a nail file as hard as you can and have someone rip it from your teeth?
Having to put a toothpick under your toenail and then kick a ball (with your toe) as hard as you can ?


I guess it could be fun to have a poll here for some of the better/more interesting questions and see how the Lit community's responses compares to the responses on that site.

 

[Silverlily]

Definately eternity alone, the dad option (ewww), and the toothpick under the toenail.

 

[Shingen]

Licking the insides of a toilet bowl in Tijauna
or
Stabbing yourself with a hypodermic needle that you found on a dirty street in San Francisco.

 

[8ball]

Licking the insides of a toilet bowl in Tijauna
or
Stabbing yourself with a hypodermic needle that you found on a dirty street in San Francisco.

That is fucking nasty!
I'd take the hypo for sure.

 

[Dillinger]

That is fucking nasty!
I'd take the hypo for sure.

What happened to your head?

 

[LukkyKnight]

What happened to your head?

Why do you think he's taking the hypo?

 

[sweet soft kiss]

Which is worse?
Having to bite down on a nail file as hard as you can and have someone rip it from your teeth?
Having to put a toothpick under your toenail and then kick a ball (with your toe) as hard as you can ?

Doesn't that sound just like that from that bit Billy Crystal and Christopher Guest used to do on Saturday Night Live? The two contruction workers sitting on the beam, eating their lunch and talking about the gross things they did to themselves the night before. I would always laughed... even as I was going Yuck...

 

[8ball]

What happened to your head?

Nothing happened to it, can't you tell?

 

[8ball]

Why do you think he's taking the hypo?

Naw, at least with the hypo, there's a chance that if there was anything infectious on it, they might not still be squirming about on it.

Also, do you really see this head fitting into a toilet?

 

[Dillinger]

Which is worse:

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk...

Or...

Shopping with your mom at Radio Shack and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira.

 

[SammiD112]

Which is worse:

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk...

Or...

Shopping with your mom at Radio Shack and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira.

Definitely the Radio Shack one. My dad hits on everyone...I'm accustomed to it.

 

[chowchow]

...

castration or isolation from attracted to sex(es) for the rest of ur life?

 

[Starfish]

Spending eternity with someone you hate ? I only hate hitler and a few other evil fuckwads, so, this one would be worse. but honestly, other than that, I can make anyone into somebody tolerable because I am so fucking loveable. (j/k)


My parents are naked freaks. They don't care what I think. They have both disregarded the concept of modesty in front of me, and for this, I am one fucked up cookie. I hate naked parents.


Having to put a toothpick under your toenail and then kick a ball (with your toe) as hard as you can ? NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.


I have a really icky feeling now. Great. Thanks Dilly. You suck.