Which is the real slave?

[Private_Label]

No one ever offered me any fucking cookies!

You want I should copy my Lit cookies for you?

Wait that would mean you could read what was in my PM box... That would be bad....

 

[La Kajira]

I am the cookie Queen.



I have chocolate chip, M&M cookies, fig newtons, and Oreo's in the freezer.

*setting up a little plate with each kind, pouring some milk in a tall frosty glass, handing it over to Betticus*

There. Is that better?




*whispering to graceanne*

Is he always so cranky????

 

[Evil_Geoff]

No one ever offered me any fucking cookies!

bitches

Now I wasn't aware that cookies reproduced sexually, I've never caught any of mine doing the nasty.... do they have litters? And how long is the gestation period? How can you tell male cookies from female cookies?

I want a mating pair so I can stop going to the store to buy them...

*grins impishly*

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Getting back on topic....

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/162675/details.htm

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/147929/details.htm

Which one of these is the real one? Are they twins?

After careful review of the data available, I think the blonde in the bikini is the real slave.

The two subscribers who are using the blonde's pic, however, are probably not. I suspect that they are a 57 year old accountant named Murray, who is 5'5", 310 lbs and still lives with his mom in Reading, PA....

 

[Betticus]

I am the cookie Queen.



I have chocolate chip, M&M cookies, fig newtons, and Oreo's in the freezer.

*setting up a little plate with each kind, pouring some milk in a tall frosty glass, handing it over to Betticus*

There. Is that better?




*whispering to graceanne*

Is he always so cranky????

Finally, cookies just for me.

 

[snowy ciara]

You just let me worry about what I'm gonna do with your cookies!

I can't remember the thread, but there's a Cold Stone Creamery down on campus, and over by the rich folk's shopping mall, and there's one in the mall where the rest of us shop...

 

[Betticus]

I can't remember the thread, but there's a Cold Stone Creamery down on campus, and over by the rich folk's shopping mall, and there's one in the mall where the rest of us shop...

We should go over to the rich people mall and get ice cream and window shop for stuff we can't afford.

 

[FurryFury]

The last time I went to the Cold Slab Creamory the cutie guys kept wanting to give me free samples.

What's up with that? They are lil cute baby boys, I'd do em if I was single. I'm sure they need some lessons but anyway a sample alone will fill me clean up!

Lucky for them I was buying for my kids! Or they would have wound up with a no sale that day.

The time before that, I went with gf and got the special limited time only flavor with Pop Rocks. Y'all know I have a Pop Rock thang right? Their portions are freaking HUGE! Made me so sad to have to throw most of that away. *le sigh*

Fury

 

[Betticus]

The last time I went to the Cold Slab Creamory the cutie guys kept wanting to give me free samples.

What's up with that? They are lil cute baby boys, I'd do em if I was single. I'm sure they need some lessons but anyway a sample alone will fill me clean up!

Lucky for them I was buying for my kids! Or they would have wound up with a no sale that day.

The time before that, I went with gf and got the special limited time only flavor with Pop Rocks. Y'all know I have a Pop Rock thang right? Their portions are freaking HUGE! Made me so sad to have to throw most of that away. *le sigh*

Fury

If I remember it correctly there is the marble slab and the cold stone, two almost identical ice cream chains. I can't tell a difference really but it seems that the cold stone is the one I run across these days.

There is a really good frozen custard outfit local to the area here called Caliches. They make their custard fresh daily in either vanilla or chocolate and will make any kind of shake or mix that you could ever want. So good!

 

[FurryFury]

If I remember it correctly there is the marble slab and the cold stone, two almost identical ice cream chains. I can't tell a difference really but it seems that the cold stone is the one I run across these days.

There is a really good frozen custard outfit local to the area here called Caliches. They make their custard fresh daily in either vanilla or chocolate and will make any kind of shake or mix that you could ever want. So good!

Sounds yummy!

I like the sound of The Cold Slab Creamery.

I sometimes answer the phone like this,

"Joe's Pool Hall and Slab Service. You stab em we slab em!"

With caller ID, I know who I can answer the phone with this way and who I can't. *grins*

I am can be bad on the phone. I rarely bother but ya never know.

Fury

 

[DVS]

After careful review of the data available, I think the blonde in the bikini is the real slave.

The two subscribers who are using the blonde's pic, however, are probably not. I suspect that they are a 57 year old accountant named Murray, who is 5'5", 310 lbs and still lives with his mom in Reading, PA....

Actually, I think you're wrong. I think the real slave is the blonde in the bikini. But, I would tend to agree with you on Murray.

 

[graceanne]

*whispering to graceanne*

Is he always so cranky????

*whispers back* He's quitting smoking.

 

[Betticus]

*whispers back* He's quitting smoking.

I have not had a single cigarette in over three weeks. I'm saving money on the tobacco side of things but due to an ironic turn of events I'm just spending my cigarette money on gasoline for my car. So now I'm cranky about the price of fuel.

I'm gonna seriously develop night vision so I can live without having to turn on the lights.

I don't want to panic anyone but I can hear crickets outside. It rained like mad earlier and now they are out looking for little cricket girlfriends.

My cat is sharpening her claws and looking at me funny. What could she be thinking? I better get that squirt bottle soon so I can protect myself, she's up to something. She's evil. I can sense it.

 

[graceanne]

I have not had a single cigarette in over three weeks. I'm saving money on the tobacco side of things but due to an ironic turn of events I'm just spending my cigarette money on gasoline for my car. So now I'm cranky about the price of fuel.

I'm gonna seriously develop night vision so I can live without having to turn on the lights.

I don't want to panic anyone but I can hear crickets outside. It rained like mad earlier and now they are out looking for little cricket girlfriends.

My cat is sharpening her claws and looking at me funny. What could she be thinking? I better get that squirt bottle soon so I can protect myself, she's up to something. She's evil. I can sense it.

Yeah, I've been with people who are smoke free for three weeks. Your physical withdrawls might not be there, but you're still craving smokes.

 

[DVS]

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/162675/details.htm

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/147929/details.htm

Which one of these is the real one? Are they twins?

Yet another set of twins? But, these ladies have different ages, so I don't think they can be twins.

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/1567/details.htm

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/87174/details.htm

 

[FurryFury]

Yet another set of twins? But, these ladies have different ages, so I don't think they can be twins.

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/1567/details.htm

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/87174/details.htm

Good catch DVS!

Why do I have the mental picture of some little underage twink using his aunt's pic to go fishing for fun?

Fury