Where's that daily update guy?

[Nora]

I don't feel like reading back to see what I missed today. Actually being expected to do work while I'm at work sucks ass. Having to do it at night sucks ass in an even worse way.

Is there a kind soul out there who'll give me the highlights?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Nora! *muah, muah, muah*

How are you tonight, my hot, creamy cup of cocoa?

 

[Nora]

Wuuuuubyyyy! I'm so tired!

They're MEAN!! They're making me do all this stuff in order to earn my paycheck! It's AWWWWWFUL!!!

Otherwise I'm fine, my little sweet potato puff. How are you?

So really, did I miss anything good?

 

[Saint Peter]

This Just In

Nora has a big rubber dick. Pictures at 11.

 

[Nora]

yeah yeah yeah. C'mon, Peteypie. You love this av. You know it.


I could I could put my big Texas ass back up, if you prefer. *grins*

 

[Rubyfruit]

That's just terrible, sweet pea. I'm sorry they're treating you so badly there. Poo on them.

Let's see.... well, I think Fuzzel has a crush on you. Just a guess, but she was bumping every thread with "Nora" in the title (of which there are quite a few!) this afternoon.

Also, Lord Cupid, aka, Aquila gave you to umm.... somebody, a girl. Maybe two or three.

Anyway, I think you had fun!

 

[curious2c]

There is something about your av Nora...just can't put my finger on it...oh...I know why!

 

[Nora]

That's just terrible, sweet pea. I'm sorry they're treating you so badly there. Poo on them.

Let's see.... well, I think Fuzzel has a crush on you. Just a guess, but she was bumping every thread with "Nora" in the title (of which there are quite a few!) this afternoon.

Also, Lord Cupid, aka, Aquila gave you to umm.... somebody, a girl. Maybe two or three.

Anyway, I think you had fun!

Eh, it won't be so bad next week when I'm alone there. Then I'll be able to play between monitoring the processes I'll be running.

Um...fuzz did that? That's um. Very not good. Was there a point? So glad I missed it.

Aquila is playing cupid? Yeah, cuz I can see him in diapers with wings and a harp. That works. I got given away? Hey, I ain't cheap, baby!

I'm glad I had fun while I wasn't here. Did you? (I was talking about your eyebrows today, btw. *swoons* I luv them almost as much as I luv the rest of you.)


C2C? You wouldn't put your finger on my av? C'mon...do it. I dare you.

 

[Saint Peter]

This Just In

Nora's big rubber dick loves how cold the water comes out of the tap in the winter time. And it rides a Harley.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Saint Peteypie! You're a very bad boy. Go to my room this instant. While you're there, clean out your box.

Please.

Nora, my juicy, summer-ripe peach, I think somebody even started a thread today about, like, what's up with this Nora chick?

I think you're sort of like a celebrity around here now.

Will you remember me when?

Devoutly yours,

Ruby

 

[Nora]

oh man. That's just painfully embarrassing. I think I'll just pretend I didn't hear it and not go look. I'm guessing it's safe to say that people were not amused.

I blame bluesboy. I've asked him repeatedly not to make those posts, but he keeps doing it. He can't seem to grasp that I'm sincere when I say that I do NOT like seeing my name in thread titles.

So, my moist and decadent fudgey cupcake...what is new in the wonderful world of the juiciest of fruits?