Where's MY Endlessly?

[Never]

Has anyone noticed that since Deborah left to capture Bigfoot, Endlessly hasn't been here?
OMG.
He did to her was he did to those chickens..
Damn you for giving him that Spanish Fly!

*sniffles* I told her the sausages were all she could handle..

 

[Deborah]

I dunno, Never, but I know Endlessly liked the story cuz she told me so, just a few hours ago.

I have my suspicions about what Endlessly has been up to, though. Ever since she posted the pic me thinks she has been deluged with offers. Last night there were these Penthouse Playmates on the Howard Stern show and one looked just like Endlessly, except with a blonde wig. That disguise didn't fool me one bit. I knew it was her for sure when she began reciting her poetry which I recognized.
Howard kept interrupting her beautiful poetry with "Do you do anal?"

 

[Endlessly]

GAH!

*LMAO*

Never sweetie, I'm around, as well you know. (It's not like we don't talk every day on ICQ!) And, as also you know, I took a few days off of being online-- R/L calls, unfortunately. Between that, funerals, bridal showers, working, and a bunch of subjects it didn't interest me to post on.. I took an ever-so-slight hiatus.

Deborah's story was funny as heck. I just didn't expect my first immortalization in porn to be in a story with chickens.

BTW, Howie Stern is hung like a bat. Even AFTER Debbie's spanish fly.

 

[Never]

Thank goodness.. *lil panty sigh*
I thought you'd been screwed to death by a Sasquatch.

Though I have to say, Howard Stern?
Ewww some more.
You've got more pride than that, stick with the midget.. or come visit me in Boston some time.