Where's my anal?

Never

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You promised. (well, no you didn't but you said you would)
*sniffs*
Again, I've been mislead by one I held dear.
 
You'll get your anal when I'm good and ready.

Actually, I was going to post it, but decided it was too tacky. Trying to keep the BB up to the standards of class and sophistication you've all come to expect, dontcha know...
 
Perhaps you should...

Take it over and post it on KR1's board... that should help bring that BB in the right direction.



EZ

Tongue firmly in cheek's.
 
Ezzy - get your tongue out of Never's buttcheeks!

Cheffie - if you have to ask...
 
Laurel said:
You'll get your anal when I'm good and ready.

Actually, I was going to post it, but decided it was too tacky. Trying to keep the BB up to the standards of class and sophistication you've all come to expect, dontcha know...


What class and sopistication? The first picture I saw on this BB was one of a man sticking a head up his own ass.. I think it had something to do with dee_cole.

Why not post it to this thread then?
Please?

DCL:
"Well, which way were you pointing it?"

To the right.

lavender:
" I am wondering what in the world Never is talking about."

Don't worry, it has nothing to do with yout fist.
 
And an avowed Lesbian would be interested in anal because...?
 
if lesbians sometimes use dildos, why not use one in the ass as well? so what if she's an avowed lesbian....i say go get some anal you loveable lesbian you ^_~!
 
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Gaucho said:
And an avowed Lesbian would be interested in anal because...?
Like tongues, fingers feel really good sliding into and around one's anus. Does sexual preferance play any kinda role at all in this kinda pleasure?
 
well, i'm a guy and want nothing near my asshole as of yet.
 
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cymbidia said:
Like tongues, fingers feel really good sliding into and around one's anus. Does sexual preferance play any kinda role at all in this kinda pleasure?

Absolutely none at all. And maybe I'm just a purist, but I don't consider licking or fingering the anus to be "Anal" (or maybe I'm just being Anal?) anymore than I would consider licking or kissing a woman's pussy to be "fucking".

To me, Anal involves a cock (not in my ass, thank you very much). That's why I asked the question.

Actually, I would think the Anus would be almost ground zero for a sub. So many possibilities for such a sensitive area. Is that right, Cym?
 
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Gaucho said:
Absolutely none at all. And maybe I'm just a purist, but I don't consider licking or fingering the anus to be "Anal" (or maybe I'm just being Anal?) anymore than I would consider licking or kissing a woman's pussy to be "fucking".

To me, Anal involves a cock (not in my ass, thank you very much). That's why I asked the question.

Actually, I would think the Anus would be almost ground zero for a sub. So many possibilities for such a sensitive area. Is that right, Cym?
Hmmm, Gaucho. Interesting shadings on the issue. Your mind is subtle, as usual, and all the more interesting for that.

Under the heading of Sexual Pleasures, a very large subset of Things To Do With Another Person Who You Like, we find Fucking as an entry. It has at least two definitions, i think.

Fucking
1. Sexual activity of many types, e.g., "oh gods yes, let's go fuck around now!"
2. Penile penetration of the vagina and/or the anus, e.g., "C'mon, c'mon, fuck me. Stick that hard cock into my cunt and fuck me now." or "Oh, yeh, do it hard, right into my ass, fuck my ass, baby, do it now."

So you see, "fucking", per se, is both a specific and general activity, i think.

By extension, would non-penile penetration of the anus by one's partner be considered "anal"?
Hmmm. I'm not sure here.

However, if the partners in question do *not* have or want access to a penis, would THEY consider such penetration as "anal" sexual play? For instance, i don't eroticize some types of sexual play that i know well others find immensely fulfilling, even just the fantasies (like sex with dead people, like sex with one's close relatives, like sex involving excretion, like sex with animals). I don't really "get" how/why some people think these types of fantasies sexual - but does that make them non-sexual? Only to me, i think, and to those who think and feel about those practices as i do.

So it is with anal.

To me, all play involving one's anus falls under the broader "anal sex" umbrella. The def is different for you, though, as you've succinctly stated. Finally, in an exhibition of tolerance (for which i'm justly famous, i might add ;) ), i gotta say that your def is right for you while mine is right for me.

They overlap enough to allow us to communicate, as do most of the defs for most of the words/ideas that people spread around in their daily lives. Good thing too, or i'd be forced to haul my OED around in a wheelbarrow in an effort to communicate with everyone else, who'd be lugging their own dictionaries everywhere with them. It's hard enough when one goes to a country in which everyone speaks a language that you don't know...

And no. Actually the anus is not "ground zero" for subbie sexuality. As with everyone's sexuality, the mind is. After that, the skin, in general. After that ... man ... it's really between the two involved and definitely up for grabs (pun intended .. :D ).
 
Gaucho:
"Absolutely none at all. And maybe I'm just a purist, but I don't consider licking or fingering the anus to be "Anal" (or maybe I'm just being Anal?) anymore than I would consider licking or kissing a woman's pussy to be "fucking".

To me, Anal involves a cock (not in my ass, thank you very much). That's why I asked the question."


By your definition then sex is only a cock going into slot A, B or C. Even if I think that's idiotic I shouldn't complain, at least I'll never have to change my name.
 
Never said:

By your definition then sex is only a cock going into slot A, B or C.


poor us never look at everything we're missing out on ;)


just thought i'd like to add ... i have NO idea what this thread is about :)
 
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sexy-girl said:

poor us never look at everything we're missing out on ;)

It makes sense that we'd wear beards - all those years with no sex make you a little wacky inside.
 
Never said:


It makes sense that we'd wear beards - all those years with no sex make you a little wacky inside.

actually i was thinking of growing a mustache ... facial hair is so sexy when your kissing a girl dont you think ;) ?


hehe and thanks droll troll this thread makes a bit more sense now ... it makes a change to have a helpful troll and i dont blame never for wanting her anal from laurel after all a promise is a promise :)
 
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You are welcome...

sexy-girl said:
Hehe and thanks droll troll this thread makes a bit more sense now ... it makes a change to have a helpful troll

Anything to help maintain the Drollness of this BB.

D_T
 
Never said:
Gaucho:
"Absolutely none at all. And maybe I'm just a purist, but I don't consider licking or fingering the anus to be "Anal" (or maybe I'm just being Anal?) anymore than I would consider licking or kissing a woman's pussy to be "fucking".

To me, Anal involves a cock (not in my ass, thank you very much). That's why I asked the question."


By your definition then sex is only a cock going into slot A, B or C. Even if I think that's idiotic I shouldn't complain, at least I'll never have to change my name.

Never, hon, don't get your knickers in a twist. I never said nor did I mean to imply that "sex" requires a cock. Naturally, being a male, I think with my cock, er, um, I mean I play with my cock...well, you know what I mean.

I will say that when I think of a sexual act, I tend to think of it from the standpoint of the "doer" rather than the "doee" (don't you love these technical terms?), again probably because I'm a guy. Consequently, when I'm kissing or licking any part of the anatomy (including the anus), I think of that as oral, rather than anal sex.

And I can't think of anyone else on this board I'd rather be called "idiotic" by than you. :)
 
Gaucho said:
I will say that when I think of a sexual act, I tend to think of it from the standpoint of the "doer" rather than the "doee"



typical selfish guy point of view lol sorry i know you didnt mean it that way but i couldnt resist ... just kidding :p
 
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