Where will Martha Stewart go now that KMart is Bankrupt?

[Siren]

 

[modest mouse]

KMart is reorganizing, Martha will be haunting you for years to come.

 

[xlc67]

I'd like to see Martha Stewart and Rosie O'donnel in a death match...

 

[Starfish]

Sears is annoying but Kenmore makes good sewing machines.


Actually, Martha hawks most of her crap through her website. K-mart is just a way of her opening up her stuff to a different market, that would other wise not look into her sort of thing, because it can be clearly deemed as upity crap.

Anyway, I hear she is a frigid bitch.

 

[Siren]

I'd like to see Martha Stewart shopping in a Kmart

 

[Starfish]

Yeah, like the pharmacy section....


The woman needs to get her ass some pills and just kick back for a while and lay the fuck off.

 

[Siren]

Hahaha Starfishy

 

[Starfish]

Pleasing the Queen of the sea is my job...

Hell, crafting on pills sounds fun, come to think of it.



Cept I might hot glue some raffia to my tit on accident.

 

[Moridin187]

where will she hawk her crapola now?

Martha Stewart need not fear. Along with Bill Gates and the owners of AOL Time Warner, she has... *dramatic music* Sold her soul to Satan...

 

[Siren]

well, i cant craft but I can

 

[sexylilmissie]

Kmart

Gee I'm glad I live in the great white north and dont have Kmart anymore lol. Now if we could only get rid of the Martha Stewart magazines-I would be in heaven!

 

[BlondGirl]

I like the crafting ideas in the magazine. Made some great paper flowers that were instructioned in there. My sister still treasures them from as a souvineer from her operation a few years ago.

I will admit that the Martha Stewart persona is overwhelming, but her appearance on that episode of "Ellen" was rather redeeming.

 

[Purple Haze]

Anybody know how to make Martha Stewart scream,

twice?

 

[Purple Haze]

Fuck her in the ass.......

and then wipe your dick off on her curtains.

 

[SempreAngela]

Kmart is bankrupt??? How can that be? They get tons of my money, it is my favorite charity for GAWDS sake!!! Someone shoot me now. This is a black day indeed.

 

[Purple Haze]

It's a good thing.

 

[batter]

Siren...there are some Sears stores closing. one in town here in fact.

more likely, Martha will go to the Home Shopping Network.

oh, yay!

ooops...almost forgot. Martha sells here stuff here at Zellers dept stores. we dont have anymore Kmarts....Zellers bought them out.

 

[Siren]

PH you make me laugh hahaha

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Re: Re: Where will Martha Stewart go now that KMart is Bankrupt?

Martha Stewart need not fear. Along with Bill Gates and the owners of AOL Time Warner, she has... *dramatic music* Sold her soul to Satan...

My estimation of Satan just went WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY the Heck down.

 

[Summery]

I suppose Martha Stewart can be entertaining at times. Ever notice the look she gets on her face, when she is concocting some sort of recipe that requires cooking sherry?
And that's a good thing.....*Hicup*

 

[paganangel]

i just posted here to see sumerrose's av

"fuck martha stuart. martha stewart is polishing the brass on the titanic..." -tyler durden

 

[Summery]

Re: i just posted here to see sumerrose's av

I'll send you a PM and you can stare at my av longer.

 

[batter]

SIREN!!!

Zellers batter? Where the fuck do ya live for chrissakes? I aint never heard of them.......and they were rich enough to buy out Kmart? Hell, musta been a blue light special.

Zellers is a canadian retail chain. same shit as Kmart. just a different name and Martha sells her stuff through them. they also sell Delta Burkes line of clothes and Jaqueline Smith line of clothing as well.
i still prefer Wallyland though.

how ya been girlie?

 

[Siren]

wtf you doing buying womens clothes for?

 

[batter]

Re: wtf you doing buying womens clothes for?

i dont buy them for myself silly! they are advertised in the Zellers store all the time.

as far as my av goes....i will PM you.