Where to hide shit

[Sinny]

... in your house. Things you don't want thieves to find. Where do you stash them? I am talking ss cards and cash you keep on hand for emergencies, not dead people or your porn collection.

 

[CHNOPS]

Like I'm going to fall for that one a third time.

 

[KRCummings]

You worry about thieves breaking in to steal your SS cards?
And I thought everyone had their card with them. I do, always have. Everyone I know has it on them more often than not.

 

[berry juice]

Where to hide shit
... in your house.

Shit belongs to the toilet drain.. Please!

 

[bg23]

hollowed out bible. doesn't everyone have one of those?

 

[trysail]

... in your house. Things you don't want thieves to find. Where do you stash them? I am talking ss cards and cash you keep on hand for emergencies, not dead people or your porn collection.

A fireproof home safe or locked strong box.

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

Under the mattress.

 

[thør]

Like I'm going to fall for that one a third time.

Every good thief knows to look in the kitchen canisters and the sex toy drawer.

 

[koalabear]

In the safe room next to the sniper rifle.

 

[Recidiva]

I have a strongbox, but that's really in case of a fire or some emergency where I need to grab the most important stuff the fastest.

Hide the strongbox somewhere if you want the extra step.

 

[run_silent]

... in your house. Things you don't want thieves to find. Where do you stash them? I am talking ss cards and cash you keep on hand for emergencies, not dead people or your porn collection.

No dead or still living bodies? I don't have a clue.

Seriously, the first places you think of the buglers will think of. Try putting them in the attic labeled Christmas decorations. That is if you have a bunch of other boxes labeled Christmas decorations. Going into the attack takes way too much time. If you think you have a secret hiding place in your bedroom that no one will look in you would be wrong.

edited for spelling

 

[Recidiva]

In the safe room next to the sniper rifle.

Sniper rifle goes next to the bed. At least that's where ours is. Right past the security alarm panic button.

 

[CHNOPS]

No dead or still living bodies? I don't have a clue.

Seriously, the first places you think of the buglers will think of. Try putting them in the attack labeled Christmas decorations. That is if you have a bunch of other boxes labeled Christmas decorations. Going into the attack takes way too much time. If you think you have a secret hiding place in your bedroom that no one will look in you would be wrong.

It's always good to hide things in the attack.

 

[bg23]

No dead or still living bodies? I don't have a clue.

Seriously, the first places you think of the buglers will think of. Try putting them in the attack labeled Christmas decorations. That is if you have a bunch of other boxes labeled Christmas decorations. Going into the attack takes way too much time. If you think you have a secret hiding place in your bedroom that no one will look in you would be wrong.

You make a good point, going into the attack is very time consuming, but sometimes it really is the best defence.

 

[thør]

hollowed out bible. doesn't everyone have one of those?

Or between the pages of a random book on the shelf.

 

[KRCummings]

Emergency cash should be in a safe deposit box. Nothing will happen between noon Saturday and 9am Monday that can't be dealt with. No self respecting kidnapper does anything on a weekend.
Small amounts of cash can be kept in the freezer but really, it's maybe a couple hundred bucks at most. Not worth too much effort. They want it bad enough to break in then let them have it.
And just a piece of advice. Emergency cash should be in the 10K to 100K range. Less is no good, more is way too hard to explain. If you need more you can get it quickly enough in other ways.
I know what you're thinking, "If it's in a box then I don't have to explain it." This is true until the emergency arises in which case you do need to explain where half a million in cash suddenly came from. Sure, the cops might be too busy right at that moment to ask but they will get around to it. And if it's not the cops but a blackmailer or you stupidly decide to take the kidnappers on alone, they now know you had a half million in cash at your fingertips. Tell me that won't get them to thinking about some future installments.

 

[bg23]

It's always good to hide things in the attack.

hey, fuck you buddy.

 

[CHNOPS]

hey, fuck you buddy.

I came first. It happens to all guys sometimes.

 

[neci]

no one wants to rob me.

 

[thør]

hey, fuck you buddy.

I came first. It happens to all guys sometimes.

Get a room.

 

[KRCummings]

I should have made a joke about hiding your SS cards from Jews. Damnit!

 

[Wings]

Having had my house broken into, I can say that putting anything of importance in your bedroom is not a good idea. I kept the important stuff in the laundry room in the rafters.

 

[CHNOPS]

Get a room.

Why? There's plenty of space in the attack.

 

[KRCummings]

Why? There's plenty of space in the attack.

If you're not careful he's gonna get pissed and attic you.

 

[Recidiva]

Use your environment. If you have a cat, bury it in a bag of cat litter. Have a laundry basket that has fake clothes in it on top of important stuff. Just find something easily overlooked and put it there.

Whenever I shred documents at the end of the year, I always cover it with what I clean out of the kitty litter box. If they want to steal my identity going through that, more power to 'em.