Where did you get your name?

[simpletimes]

I picked mine, because sometimes we all just want to return to the simpler times of life.

 

[Siren_Smiles]

An ex boyfriend told me one time that my smile had the same effect on men as a Siren's song.

 

[SandraMustard]

My somewhat standard name comes from two parts put together, a homage to my real life. I have to say my husband is the one that makes me sexy, not my name.

Sandra is the name my mother gave me at birth. A day or two later, my dad hated the name and had it changed.

Mustard is a name from our family tree several generations back. My middle name is my Great-Grandmother Mustard's first name, I was named after her.

BTW, Mustard is French. The accent is on the second syllable with the 'd' almost silent. Pronounced 'Moo-STARd' Now if you say it with a Tennessee drawl, you'd say it like my parents did.

 

[LongDrySpell]

I haven't had sex in six years.




At least not with anybody else in the room. Thank gawd for vibrators.

(And before I get 852 PMs offering to "help" me with that, let me say that it's because I don't enjoy random hookups. Been there, done that, may have enjoyed it at the time but felt like shit afterward. It just isn't for me.)

 

[serpentwrap]

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[Tomahawk26]

Derby girls are HOT!

I do my best to prove right the people who hold that opinion!

 

[truebaldy]

name

Well, as complex as it may sound,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I'm "truly" bald.

And it's easy to remember

 

[Afterhours22]

I came up with my name from the times I used to pull night shift work, and I would have lots of great sex with a lady that I worked with "Afterhours." The 22 was just an add on, not even close to my age.

 

[whisperinginthegrass]

Well my Lit handle was created after a great deal of deliberation. Read at your own peril, and I do apologise for the length..

It was indeed lengthy but I thank you for sharing

 

[Biker_Type]

well, i'm a biker and i type (sort of anyway) and it seemed a good handle for the forum and story section.

 

[Gr82tryit]

Qwerty

 

[toxic_pancake]

Errmmm... I wish I had some awesome explanation, but the gist of it is, I'm just a bit of a strange girl with a bit of imagination!

 

[1sickbastard]

Mine's a cover and a goal.

 

[tonethebone]

It's sadly not because I have a huge dick

Was a nick name my co-workers gave me as a teenager. I worked as a bag boy in a supermarket, and was always chasing the cute customers around the store. My first name is Tony, and they said I always had a boner.

So ToneTheBone was born

 

[LadyVer]

It's sadly not because I have a huge dick

Was a nick name my co-workers gave me as a teenager. I worked as a bag boy in a supermarket, and was always chasing the cute customers around the store. My first name is Tony, and they said I always had a boner.

So ToneTheBone was born

That is so sweet.
lol

 

[whisperinginthegrass]

Errmmm... I wish I had some awesome explanation, but the gist of it is, I'm just a bit of a strange girl with a bit of imagination!

well.. a little strange girl is a good thing every now and then....... and now and then and now

 

[Nightierub]

Ummm what I like to do since I have a lingerie fetish but also from a chat I had years ago and the keyboard I was using was not the greatest so words got cut out or misspelled so it came from a chat that was in non intentional broken english, and it stuck.

 

[pixxie91]

Mine isn't really that sexy at all--"Pixxie" because I've been described as looking like one on numerous occasions (I'm short with big eyes and super high cheekbones) and "91" because I was born in 1991. My current partner is a bit over six feet tall though and he described our relationship as like "a pixxie dating a giant" and I was thinking about that I guess when I created my screen name.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I had a big kahuna burger.

 

[pixxie91]

I had a big kahuna burger.

You--I like you.

 

[BradBigBrain]

You--I like you.

What? Really? Damn.

 

[LucyH]

The pseudonym I use for publishing erotica is Lucy Hughes. The name means "light heart," more or less. Sex is best when it comes with a healthy dose of joy and humour.

 

[deskuser]

Deskuser does conjure up very definitive images.. what is your husbands name on here?

benedict_arnold lol!

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

There are a lot of very sexy and erotic names out there. Some very naughty and taboo, I find a few to be an instant turn on, drawing me to view the profile. So sexy people, please share with us the origin of your lit name.


Bad Old Man?
Just a nickname my daughter gave me when she was very small when I used to steal her sweets

 

[ratherabsurd1]

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