Where did all these celibate retarded newbies come from?

[KillerMuffin]

...And their chaste usernames.

Jesus Christ, please forgive them for they know not that this is a porno-based website.


I couldn't resist. I'm bad....

 

[Cherry]

Mine's just a cover.

 

[Shaq]

I'm a virgin...and not retarded thank you...

 

[Susano]

Go ahead, do your worst. Just try to make me break my vow of chastity. Tempt me however you will...

C'mon. Please?

 

[Guest]

I'm smart. I fuck pussy.

 

[weed]

You feline.

 

[Meltzer]

this is a porno-based web site!

 

[n43hs]

Mabe they are just curious about what you know or what they are missing

 

[Rubyfruit]

Todd will be able to make some new friends.



Disclaimer: I don't think Todd is retarded though.

 

[n43hs]

bty I also fuck pussy

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

So many talented people.

 

[Aquila]

Im sorry I am so sweet and innocent, I will endeavor to be more bold, crass, and hedonistic in the future.
I am sorry I am such a prude.

 

[cybergirly]

*looking into thread*

Nope this ain't the place for me.

*leaves door ajar on the way out*

 

[metalpalace]

newbies rule, because i am a newbie...

 

[Guru]

 

[Master Control]

I came from mommy belly because she loved daddy very much

 

[curious2c]

At what point does one cease being a 'newbie'? One hundred posts? three hundred? a thousand? ten thousand? I just wonder. sounds like the small hick town I grew up in. Anybody moved in they were the new people in the old jones place for thirty years or so.

When does the 'new cyber age' rules come into affect? In the scheme of things new is a relative term. there, my rant and rave is done. thanks.

 

[Guru]

 

[Mellon Collie]

I love when they are like "Laurel - who?"

 

[ozme52]

Gawd damn, old-timers....


Celibate??? I'm sure I heard them say celebrate!

 

[curious2c]

there are some serious masons here.

 

[HeavyStick]

ohhh lookie what I found... let's load 'em up and get 'em out.

 

[Andreina]

so you mean that me dressing up as a nun is inappropriate?

 

[curious2c]

masons as in bricklayers

 

[HeavyStick]

so you mean that me dressing up as a nun is inappropriate?

nonsense...that's roleplaying