Where are we going...

[kitsuke]

and why am I in this handbasket?

(and other stickers on my car)

I am sharing with all of you stickers on my vehicle cuz I am BORED.

No other reason, and no band stickers either. So here goes:

Normal people scare me.

Some days it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps in the morning.

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.

Ready to snap, have a nice day.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

I must not think bad thoughts. I must not think bad thoughts. I must not think bad thoughts.

I am the people my parents warned me about.

If I gave you money, would you all go away?


Now I'm depressed cuz I can't remember any more off the top of my head. *sigh* Yes, I will probably post more... disturbing isn't it?

Oh yeah, before I forget, post your favorites that yuo have or have seen!

 

[Calamity Jane]

Ok, not bumper stickers, because i don't have any... but i collect those lil button pin things... and here's my faves...

What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about?

Lately, I've been thinking about becoming really good at something

I don't suffer from insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it

Lighten Up! We all make big mistakes we pay for forever!

People think I'm crazy, but actually, I'm just bored

People use drugs because they work

I have no particular talents, but I'm fun to be around

Getting naked includes the socks and baseball cap

I'm really easy to get along with, once you learn to worship me

and my absolute favorite...

Why sleep when we can dance naked in the moonlight?

 

[seXieleXie]

i have 3 pins on my bookbag

"suburbia: where they tear out the trees and name streets after them"
"deep down i'm very superficial"
"charm school reject"

and 4 more on my corkboard in my room
"great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds" (that's an eistein quote)
"all bigots will be reincarnated as gay homeless women of color"
"of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most"
"all that glitters is not gold, not all who wander are lost" (bastardization of a tolkien quote, but i like it)

 

[kitsuke]

It is better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you are not.

Why am I the only sober person on the freeway?

Don't laugh, she might be your daughter.

Discourage inbreeding, ban country music.
(a half-apology to country fans out there... it was just too funny to pass up, not a full apology cuz I'm not a liar )

Kill your television.

Come any closer and I'll flick a booger on your windshield.

"Princess"
(friend of mine stuck it on when I was asleep... I thought it was funny and didn't take it off)


...to be continued