when you take a good poop

Only if it's so big that my first instinct is to run to find someone to show it to.
 
I give credit to the cook, and the farmer who raised the cow.....


5-4-3-2-1 before Luke/Rob is in here with a stupid poop joke and vet reference.
Deciding to use the ignore after all has been grand.....
 
No I usually laugh about chipotle...the corn salsa never lies.
 
No, I generally feel a sense of relief, not of accomplishment. "That's out of me!"
 
Somewhere in your distant childhood someone told you "Look what BertieBoy made!"

Smart moms know the trauma children experience when a quick peeyew flush is exacted and always tell a child to wave bye-bye to Mr. Hanky and let them man the handle.
 
Don't pretend you've never looked back and wondered how exactly you stored something that large inside your body and just realized that was just a sign of how fucking awesome you were.
 
Don't pretend you've never looked back and wondered how exactly you stored something that large inside your body and just realized that was just a sign of how fucking awesome you were.

You know.....now you have me wondering if that is the kind of question asked in those weight loss programs. Hmmm.
 
Underrated pleasures...good coffee and a good poop.

Trivia bonus points: Who said, "...loose shoes, tight pussy and a warm place to shit." Hint for the youngsters...got in politicoracialotrouble for saying it.
 
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