When you suddenly realize you actually have money to spend.

[SeaDaddy1]

What the hell do you do with it?

 

[Function]

One word: Strippers.

 

[eyer]

If you weren't such a dorkish tightwad...

...you'd pay Johnny Bob's lupus bills for him so he could get back here and post.

You selfish piece of sh!t...

 

[parodyluvr75]

Don't buy duck, go surf and turf.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I been broke for about a year after paying whatever needs to be paid. Barely getting by on this and that, using whatever was left for food and gas. Finally landing a good paying job about 2 months ago, I've continued not spending money on anything that wasn't absolutely necessary (except for my dog and his cat buddy).

A few minutes ago, I was going through the fridge to fix a sandwich. Then it dawned on me,"Wait a minute, I got real money in my pocket to blow. Why not drive a few miles to a decent restaurant and splurge to my heart's content? Go to Wal-mart and buy some much needed new work clothes or tools?" Fuck, it's almost like I'm a real person again.

If you weren't such a dorkish tightwad...

...you'd pay Johnny Bob's lupus bills for him so he could get back here and post.

You selfish piece of sh!t...

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[SeaDaddy1]

Don't buy duck, go surf and turf.

Easy decision. I hate that dark duck sauce stuff.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Easy decision. I hate that dark duck sauce stuff.

I oven fry my duck no dark sauce. I use a little butter, garlic and thyme served with dark greens or spinach salad and a bit of chocolate cake for dessert.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I oven fry my duck no dark sauce. I use a little butter, garlic and thyme served with dark greens or spinach salad and a bit of chocolate cake for dessert.

Sounds delicious! Could you post that in my culinary creation thread?

When I created my version of "Swamp Cabbage", that was splurging for me a few months ago when I was grocery shopping. It was based on a recipe of my Mom's I remembered as best I could. Thyme was one of the spices I got creative with.

There's a laid back mom and pop restaurant around here that's popular w/the locals. I brought a sample to the owner and his wife to see what they thought and I've made some large batches since then they introduced as a special. Each time the batch gets bigger, each time they sold out of it.

Eh, he pays me something for it, though he's a little annoyed I won't give him the full recipe.

 

[LadyVer]

I been broke for about a year after paying whatever needs to be paid. Barely getting by on this and that, using whatever was left for food and gas. Finally landing a good paying job about 2 months ago, I've continued not spending money on anything that wasn't absolutely necessary (except for my dog and his cat buddy).

A few minutes ago, I was going through the fridge to fix a sandwich. Then it dawned on me,"Wait a minute, I got real money in my pocket to blow. Why not drive a few miles to a decent restaurant and splurge to my heart's content? Go to Wal-mart and buy some much needed new work clothes or tools?" Fuck, it's almost like I'm a real person again.


Can relate.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

What the hell do you do with it?

Put it in interest or dividend bearing accounts...

Equity on the home...



I certainly do not immediately forget that feeling of not having it to spend.

 

[mercury14]

What the hell do you do with it?

You thank Ganesh that you didn't find the money last month and buy gold at $1900 an ounce.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Save a bit, splurge a bit.


Wat was broke for 2011 - lack of work was my dilemma. It took part of 2012 once work reappeared to pay off the money I had borrowed from friends and family.


Of course, there is an old Dodge now which likes regular cash infusions.


I think it's nice of you to let your dog have a cat. I have thought of getting the cats a puppy.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I can afford to feed the chickens Kentucky Fried Chicken and they love that shit!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You'll be cooking bacon for the pigs next.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The next critter on the list, for whatever insane reason the wimmins have is goat...


Time for an alpha lambda lambda joke...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

All my jokes now involve stimulus. The bosses ratcheted up the schedule.


Off to put my neck back o=under the cruel bootheel of oppression.


I'll wonder all day what Mom is cooking for supper:

 

[kbate]

Put it in a savings account or buy a share or two of Wellpoint stock and start building against future non-personhood.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

All my jokes now involve stimulus. The bosses ratcheted up the schedule.


Off to put my neck back o=under the cruel bootheel of oppression.


I'll wonder all day what Mom is cooking for supper:

HOT DAWGS 'n BEANIES!!!​

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Land can be the best investment, especially fertile land on water.

Back in the 70s I bought farm acreage that made me good money when I sold it. Hell! I even bought a sink-hole and sold it for a nice profit (rich guy made a fishing pond out of it).

If I was 25 I'd buy 40 acres: plant 10 acres of pecans, 10 acres of hogs, 10 acres of corn, and 10 acres of live oaks.

 

[girlsmiley]

I was asked a few weeks ago what I would do with 30 mil:

1. Buy lots of plastic helmets with horns and send them to Norway.
2. Tulip bulbs.
3. Buy a bomb and threaten North Korea with it.
4. Invest in the Tamagotchi recovery program.
5. Deposit on a Ming Dynasty vase.
6. Replicate the Shroud of Turin.

 

[WeedSmoke420]

ugh... spend it lol

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Put it in interest or dividend bearing accounts...

Equity on the home...



I certainly do not immediately forget that feeling of not having it to spend.

So far, this is the most practical advice.

 

[trysail]

I have a simple rule when it comes to spending money.

Don't.​

 

[Arianthe]

What the hell do you do with it?

Buy sex toys.

 

[lovetoread]

I started buying groceries on a semi regular basis.