When you ask, "What's Up?"

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Do you ever get a response that totally blows your mind?

It happened to me this morning at a convenience store. An attractive young business woman I have barely said 2 words to since I first seen her. We reached the entrance door the same time, I held open the door for her....then asked "What's up?"(The way people usually do with others they cross paths with, but never know anything about them).

She responded with, "Hard-ons and airplanes". Then gave me a sweet devilish smile before returning back to her usual 'I am a serious professional' persona. I responded with,"You planned that".

We both laughed hysterically at the coffee station without another word to each other.

 

[neci]

when people say the sky, i want to punch them.

 

[CandiCame]

I've heard a lot-

"my cock"
"the stock market"
"My blood pressure"
"my opinion of you"

etc.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I posted 2 threads with the same title, but I expanded too much in the OP on one. So, just fuck the glitch on my end.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=39868188&posted=1#post39868188

 

[ivantheterrible]

i usually just point at the sky.

 

[thirty]

Do you ever get a response that totally blows your mind?

It happened to me this morning at a convenience store. An attractive young business woman I have barely said 2 words to since I first seen her. We reached the entrance door the same time, I held open the door for her....then asked "What's up?"(The way people usually do with others they cross paths with, but never know anything about them).

She responded with, "Hard-ons and airplanes". Then gave me a sweet devilish smile before returning back to her usual 'I am a serious professional' persona. I responded with,"You planned that".

We both laughed hysterically at the coffee station without another word to each other.

Kind of flirting?

 

[CaptainKirk]

When asked that, I usually respond "My nipples, it's cold outside".

During the winter, of course.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Yeah, when the Truth hit me with the little Jimmies...





(If you get that, you just might be a redneck!)

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Are you trying to start a Jimmes VS Sprinkles war?

 

[Honey123]

Do you ever get a response that totally blows your mind?

It happened to me this morning at a convenience store. An attractive young business woman I have barely said 2 words to since I first seen her. We reached the entrance door the same time, I held open the door for her....then asked "What's up?"(The way people usually do with others they cross paths with, but never know anything about them).

She responded with, "Hard-ons and airplanes". Then gave me a sweet devilish smile before returning back to her usual 'I am a serious professional' persona. I responded with,"You planned that".

We both laughed hysterically at the coffee station without another word to each other.

Usually it's the ol, "So what's new?" and the answers are New York, New Jersey....... Perhaps it's a tri-state thing?

But if the question is "What's up", normally people say, the sky!

I wonder what people would say if I stated, "Oh..I posted naked pictures of myself on this particular AmPics thread".....

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Are you trying to start a Jimmes VS Sprinkles war?

You can get with this,
Or you can get with that!

What's UP! Literotica?

 

[Honey123]

You can get with this,
Or you can get with that!

What's UP! Literotica?

LitChat, I think..

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

If her response was "Hard-ons and airplanes", should I ask about her cockpit and the friendly skies?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Its a social ritual like tipping your hat. The response you get reveals what sort of personality youre dealing with.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

LitChat, I think..

That's ha-ha funny...



Not short-bus funny like the thread starters.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Its a social ritual like tipping your hat. The response you get reveals what sort of personality youre dealing with.

People don't even ask "What's up?" anymore here, at the location furthest from the cultural locus of the English speaking world...



It replaced, "Howdy ya'll," for about 3.2 months.

Now we say, "Hey you'ns..."

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Are you trying to start a Jimmes VS Sprinkles war?

What's up?

 

[Honey123]

If her response was "Hard-ons and airplanes", should I ask about her cockpit and the friendly skies?

I think the moment passed.

I would not go in there today and say, hey how's your cockpit?

Mind you, your question is a bit more personal... I'd wait to see if she has a cockpit or a tunnel.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

People don't even ask "What's up?" anymore here, at the location furthest from the cultural locus of the English speaking world...



It replaced, "Howdy ya'll," for about 3.2 months.

Now we say, "Hey you'ns..."

I ask WHAZZUP or (my favorite) WHAT IT IS?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ahm from KANSAS!



I just knowingly nod...

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I think the moment passed.

I would not go in there today and say, hey how's your cockpit?

Mind you, your question is a bit more personal... I'd wait to see if she has a cockpit or a tunnel.

I will buy her a flesh dildo and toy airplane. Next time I see her, I will show them to her and say, "You inspire me!"

Honestly, it took me off guard. A split second "Whoa!" in my mind. "Hard-ons and airplanes" is not a typical answer from someone you barely know, but see in passing everyday.

You are an attractive, sexy woman. I am certain you have that effect on men.

 

[Honey123]

I will buy her a flesh dildo and toy airplane. Next time I see her, I will show them to her and say, "You inspire me!"

Honestly, it took me off guard. A split second "Whoa!" in my mind. "Hard-ons and airplanes" is not a typical answer from someone you barely know, but see in passing everyday.

You are an attractive, sexy woman. I am certain you have that effect on men.

How about buying her a cup of coffee and ask her to tell you about her experience with hard-on and airplanes... ? lol....

But yeah, that is unusual and pretty brazen. I think I would only do that if I were interested in someone, but...still.. I am not very sure I would have said hard-ons!

Hard-ons? or have them ask me the "what's up" question????

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

How about buying her a cup of coffee and ask her to tell you about her experience with hard-on and airplanes... ? lol....

But yeah, that is unusual and pretty brazen. I think I would only do that if I were interested in someone, but...still.. I am not very sure I would have said hard-ons!

Hard-ons? or have them ask me the "what's up" question????

I believe the former answers the latter.